Facehooker

-Noun-

1. An individual, though usually middle school/ high school-aged girls (sometimes guys), who use Facebook to ridiculously display themselves in hopes of attracting the attention of a person of sexual interest to them.

Usually found in the badly focused, self-taken photographs that show the individual making absurd, foolish faces that are actually meant to be sexy.

2. Any such person who uses Facebook as a way of maintaining or advertising their love life or lack thereof.

3. An idiot

JANE DOE'S STATUS: "Should I tell him or not?!?!?!?!?"

Dude, what's up with your sister's profile pic? She's such a Facehooker.

by TeaKB December 08, 2009

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The act of successfully hooking up with someone through facebook.

He wrote on my wall so much I knew we were going to end up facehooking.

by Chanisson Halberitzky February 10, 2010

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facebook hooker. Someone who uses facebook as a dating site or to literaly find John's.

Jane is such a facehook, she's on her third facebook boyfriend.

by facecotter_1 January 09, 2008

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Hooked on Facebook.
Constant social networking that impedes real-life interactions.

Mila is a terminal facehook... no life at all but social networking.

by rperazag July 08, 2010

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An age inappropriate younger woman who asks to 'friend' random older guys on Facebook for no other purpose than hooking up for cash at later time. Usual repartee involves trenchant conversation starters like "was up?" and "watcha doing?"
See also facecougar

That Amanda is such a facehooker, she's all over the balls and their walls.

by Jeremios February 04, 2010

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