facehooking

The act of offering a reward for a like. The online equivilent to receiving money for sexual favors.

"Like this status and I'll give you a dollar!" Dude she was totally facehooking. What an online whore!

by Mr. MichaelsJSmith January 05, 2012

FaceHook

<b>FaceHook</b> is a play on the name "<i>Facebook</i>" and the word "<i>Fishhook</i>," referring to the intentionally addictive nature of the Facebook platform. <b>FaceHook</b> also refers to the Facebook practice of making it extremely difficult to quit the application, using such tactics as prohibiting the export of a friends list / address book, making it nearly impossible to actually quit, etc.

Oh, we never hear from them any more - they're caught by the FaceHook.

by davimack January 05, 2011

facehook

A facebook status contrived to solicit comments from friends by deliberately posting nebulous statements designed to entice curiosity.

Examples of hypothetical facehooks:

Jon Doe has made a significant change in his life.

Jane Doe hopes last night never happens again.

Bill Thomas did something he thought he'd never do.

by Cragdor September 01, 2010

facehooking

The act of successfully hooking up with someone through facebook.

He wrote on my wall so much I knew we were going to end up facehooking.

by Chanisson Halberitzky February 10, 2010

facehook

facebook hooker. Someone who uses facebook as a dating site or to literaly find John's.

Jane is such a facehook, she's on her third facebook boyfriend.

by facecotter_1 January 09, 2008

Facehook

Hooked on Facebook.
Constant social networking that impedes real-life interactions.

Mila is a terminal facehook... no life at all but social networking.

by rperazag July 08, 2010

facehooker

An age inappropriate younger woman who asks to 'friend' random older guys on Facebook for no other purpose than hooking up for cash at later time. Usual repartee involves trenchant conversation starters like "was up?" and "watcha doing?"
See also facecougar

That Amanda is such a facehooker, she's all over the balls and their walls.

by Jeremios February 04, 2010