facehook

facebook hooker. Someone who uses facebook as a dating site or to literaly find John's.

Jane is such a facehook, she's on her third facebook boyfriend.

by facecotter_1 July 23, 2008

Facehook

Hooked on Facebook.
Constant social networking that impedes real-life interactions.

Mila is a terminal facehook... no life at all but social networking.

by rperazag July 9, 2010

facehooker

An age inappropriate younger woman who asks to 'friend' random older guys on Facebook for no other purpose than hooking up for cash at later time. Usual repartee involves trenchant conversation starters like "was up?" and "watcha doing?"
See also facecougar

That Amanda is such a facehooker, she's all over the balls and their walls.

by Jeremios February 4, 2010

Facehooker

The excessive act of trying to pick up on facebook

Mary the facehooker stalks guys on facebook until she has a date.

by Ryan0330 January 8, 2009

Facehooking

When one tries to garner attention from his or her facebook friends by writing something they think is clever, witty, or outrageous into their status update.

Did you see Jenna's Update? The milk in her fridge is green!

Don't comment. She's just Facehooking.

by TBayJ November 28, 2010

Facehooking

When females intentionally go on Facebook and post pictures, posts, and/or memes as to stimulate others sexually to use towards either inflating their ego/self esteem, flirting, or sexual favor in person or messaging. Also, used for cheating, hookups, and meeting someone.

She got on her phone and posted a filter picture with her cleavage bubbling out on Facebook to see what guys hit her up. Facehooking again.

by CincyTitan513 April 6, 2021

facehooker

Some one who friends everybody that they could possibly know on Facebook and comments and updates their status way too much.

God, MJ's mom is a real Facehooker, I met her once and she's already friended me and everyone I know.

by Koala Bare July 2, 2009