FACEPLANT

Hitting the ground face first. Also: auger, digger, soil sample, spring planting.

For a fine example - click on the link:
www.patglennon.net/images/faceplant.jpg

by PGDN April 16, 2004

Dutch Faceplant

1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.

or

2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.

Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.

or

When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.

by jeffisking20 August 17, 2010

tacklebox faceplant

The act of piercing one's face so many times, it appears they have proformed a faceplant in a tacklebox. also see faceplant

"Holy Christ! Have you seen Mary lately?! It looks like she did a tacklebox faceplant!"

by TarantisticCthulhu May 30, 2006

Mexican Faceclap

When a man nuts into his hand then proceeds to slap someone in the face.

Guy #1 "..then she walked out on me when I gave her the Mexican Faceclap."

Guy #2 "That sucks Foo."

by Rebelyell2nightboiz January 26, 2019

facechan

When Facebook is used to post lolzy pics, jailbait, troll rants, and useless information.

Don't worry bro, he's just a Mike's just a Facechan troll.

by yomommasuck65 February 23, 2011

faceplant

An unintentional result of a risky or stupid activity whereby a person becomes fully inverted from the normal upright position while one or more parts of the face impact the ground simultaneously with the full weight of the body.

A faceplant (also face plant) is like doing a handstand except with no hands so all that's left is your face.

by doi May 4, 2009

Frontside 90 Faceplant

When the average person participates in an extreme sport(wakeboarding, snowboarding...) and rather than being experienced enough to do the Frontside 1080, McTwist, Backside whatever...he/she does the "Frontside 90 Faceplant". In my experience, your board rotates forward and you slam you face into whatever terrain you are working with (usually causing extreme pain and irritation). Thriling for onlookers. Not so much fun for you.
This trick is usually carried out at higher speeds.

While snowboarding, the impact of the Frontside 90 Faceplant may result in one more rotation causing you to lie on your back in agony.

Audience: "OOOooohhhh......ouch! That was a great Frontside 90 Faceplant!!"

Victim: (After swimming to catch his/her stray wakeboard with what, at this point, may or may not be a concussion) "Here, take this stupid thing. I'm done. Let me back into the boat."

by Amy_4784 October 13, 2008