Fakeation

A fakeation is a fake vacation, where you turn on your email autoresponder and change your outgoing voicemail message to show that you're out of the office. Really, though, you're in the office, catching up on work.

"That guy was so far behind in his work he had to declare a fakeation to try and catch back up."

by Alex Clemens October 8, 2008

factuations

Factuations is that most certain of facts you can have. It could also be the answer “yes” to a question.

” Lebron definitely traveled right?” “ Yeah man, Factuations.”

by Teddy🐻🐻 July 1, 2017

Hydro-Fecation

When you're taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes up your asshole.

I was taking a shit and experienced Hydro-fecation

by ChemoDSM December 24, 2010

facation

Calling in sick when you are not actually sick

I have to work this Friday, but I'm thinking about taking a facation.

by Fenyx07 September 6, 2009

Fecation

The benevolent act of traveling to a far away and isolated restroom to defecate, so as to not subject others to one's own horrendous fecal odor.

I didn't want to cause any suffering among my coworkers, so I went on fecation this morning. You see, I ate Indian food last night.

by SciNerd March 12, 2010

fakeration

When someone says something knowing it is not true.

"Man, Ron Burgundy is always on some fakeration- the dude says hes on the way, then doesn't answer his phone for the rest of the night. Wack."

by NickDubious December 17, 2008

Facedating

The act of hollering at and/or dating someone soley through the use of Facebook, because otherwise they would not talk to each other.

So Peter, I heard you and Dana were in a relationship.

Yeah, we've been Facedating for a couple of months now, its been great.

So, will you get to see her in person?

Probably not, because she's living in Costa Rica now.

by Nectar man September 3, 2009