Facedick

When you try to *facedesk* and miss the desk.

Wow I hope nobody saw me facedick just a second ago.

by MasterBunny February 9, 2013

facedick

When someone on Facebook is on some other Facebook user's dick.

Jane is on Bob's facedick, she likes all his statuses and photos.

by JO from RI September 12, 2012

facelick

The act of licking someones face against their will.

Often done by those known as Greg

"Dude! I just got facelicked!"

"Was it by Greg?"

by fargleblargle December 9, 2009

facebreakation

Taking a few weeks' holiday from Facebook

Hey, your wall's empty. You been on facebreakation?

by t_shaped December 11, 2007

Fuckbrick

A piece of fecal matter that has been compacted due to semen through anal sex.

"After copious anal sex, Diane shat a Fuckbrick"

by Knightfall July 16, 2008

facebreak

n. To take an extended break from Facebook ... also facebreakation

Hey, I would've added you as a Top Friend, but I didn't get your invite - I'm having a facebreak. Yeh. I've been on a facebreakation since August.

by t_shaped December 11, 2007

facerisk

A large mythical rat-like creature that kills jewish people and eats their livers

oh my god its the facerisk, we better get out of here before it eats our livers, considering we are jewish.

by i did yo momma June 24, 2006