Facebalk

When you post something on facebook that is crude or potentially offensive, and then immediately delete it after you realize that all of your family members are going to see it.

Man I heard this hilarious joke about taking a dump on an old lady's chest, and I posted it on facebook, but then I remembered that I'm friends with my grandma. I totally facebalked!

by Jack Mayhoff2 May 14, 2011

Facebragging

the act of using a social networking site in order to show off or impress others with material items and/or fun activities. may include status updates, comments, or most often, pictures.

alright, I posted those pictures of us at the lake. Im done facebragging for the day.

by tf27 July 9, 2010

facebragger

Facebragger (n) - One who uses Facebook as a platform to brag. Normally about a job, intern-ship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but they like to tell everyone because they're awesome.

These are all taken from peoples 'status' on facebook. Otherwise known as a 'facebragger'

"My new jeans look damn good.....rocking them tonight with some new Armarni! =)"

"Weight lifting @ 5, personal training @ 7, then off to the cactus @ 10 wearing the Dolce & Gabbana"

"I lost 17kg this week! guess thats the upside to a break-up"

"off to Hawaii for 3 weeks"

"Soooooooooo f!@#$!* stoked!!! my parents just bought me a new Mercedes!!!!!!"

"banged 6 different chicks in 24 hours! and I didn't have to pay for any of them! :)"

by AMPBCSVD December 16, 2009

FaceBraggart

An individual who, when they have completed an act they are

proud of, posts it multiple times as their status on a social

networking site until they feel they have earned enough

attention for it. FaceBraggarts are most commonly Attention

Whores too.

Mitch: Jake posted about his fight five times on FB last night

Alec: He only got 1 like on the first three, but the fourth and fifth got him a few comments.

Mitch: That kid is a serious FaceBraggart

by Me and Mr. Split May 24, 2011

facebalking

(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.

"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"

by Kasie Lynn Clouser August 25, 2007

Faceball Bat

A regular baseball bat, when used to rearrange someones face, becomes a faceball bat.

"that kid pissed me off so i faceball batted him. he gets out of the hospital around 2010."

by willers222 December 18, 2008

Facebrag

To stroke one's own ego to orgiastic extreme via undaunted exhibitionism, the primary activity of a facetard

If you had a life you wouldn't see fit to facebrag anything let alone be a facetard

by OsirusT May 26, 2013