Facebook-rape

This is when go on to Facebook (or My Space, Bebo etc) under a friend's user name because they've been silly enough to keep their account logged on unattended. Once you're on, to punish them for making this silly mistake, you then message random people random things, changing their status etc. (nothing offensive obviously). Once the dirty deed is done, log off leaving them none the wiser.

'I went went on facebook on a pal's computer, I forgot to log off and got facebook-raped!'

by TJ27 February 26, 2009

Facebook rape

When facebook "upgrades" a service that you were used to and comfortable with and forces you to permanently use a new, less convenient one with no say in the matter.
This violation is reoccurring and requires no consent on the part of the facebook user.

Also, facebook has no actual support service so complaints of facebook rape go unanswered (sort of like claims of rape in certain neighborhoods in Camden New Jersey)

Shit! The latest facebook rape combined my photo selection, message manager, and poke button into a new clusterfuck of programming that keeps stalling and shutting down! Fuck you Zukerberg!

by pandaninja August 6, 2011

Facebook Rape

The act of repeatedly updating a friend's facebook status when he leaves the room to take a shit. Although it was against his will, his repeated lack of awareness proves that he was asking for it.

Matt: Dude, I totally wrote this thing on Jason's facebook status about sucking cock for like the third time.

Gary: Man, I really admire your persistence! He was really asking for that facebook rape.

by Dante1940 March 17, 2010

Facebook Rape

The facebook rape, more commonly referred to as facebook raping, is the art of sneaking into someones room while they are in the toilet/brushing their teeth/getting a glass of water/etc and updating their status to things like "Brokeback mountain is my fav movie" and "last nite I cried all through the Notebook", facebook raping can also include changing someones info to make them look gay.

Andrew: Tony I just facebook raped Blake.

Tony: *laughs* this is gonna be good.

Blake: F**K you guys, who said I love the Notebook.

Andrew: *laughs*

Tony: *laughs*

by Theroommate;) August 19, 2010

Facebook Rape

1. The act of vandalizing someone's facebook by gaining access to their profile and inserting blasphemies or funny statements in their status, wall, inbox in an intent to slander or embarrass them in front of their friends.

2. Spamming someone's wall with hundreds of posts to annoy the shit out of them.

"Dude I just facebook raped Kim's profile. I changed her pro pic to Gary Coleman and changed her name to Allota Fagina"

"Hey who wrote all over my friends walls that I'm comin' out of the closet? F**k I just got fb raped!"

"Nigga I'ma bout to rape ur ass on facebook if you don't keep blowin' up my inbox"

by your_majesty June 14, 2010

Facebook Rape

When a person signs on to someone else's facebook account and posts embarrassing comments / statuses.

Facebook Rape may also be committed if you leave your Facebook account signed in and a friend exploits it.

1)

Steve : loves Penis

Comments :
Jim - Looks like Steve got Facebook Raped

2)

Jimmy - sorry if I've been making weird comments , Johnny Facebook Raped me.

by figgiglywordsmith October 11, 2009

Facebook Rape

Facebook Rape is when a friend leaves his facebook unattended and you change there facebook status to something really stupid

Lewis: I got facebook raped last night someone changed my status to back soon got away to shops for tampons
Fraser: Unlucky man i kind of guessed when i saw your status i still liked it though haha

by oody3000 January 12, 2010