Facebook Marriage

Facebook Marriage to where two people (normally both of the same sex) decide to set their "Relationship Status" as married. Normally used as a joke

Jack is married to Sam

Jack: I've got a Facebook Marriage to Sam

Sam: But I'm happily divorced....

by Chris V2 June 25, 2009

Facebook Married

When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.

Person 1: Izzy and I are married.
Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.
Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.

by Lovelier than Lexie June 1, 2006

Facebook Masturbator

A person(male or female) who masturbates to pictures of other people on facebook.

Sam is a Facebook Masturbator, he jerks it to pictures on Facebook

by dirtyraghead February 1, 2010

Facebook Marriage

Something that is as real as a porno

Guy 1: How the hell is Dylan married to Nicole? They're 16 and I've never seen them together.

Guy 2: Its a Facebook Marriage, of course its fake!

by Danny Blaine June 18, 2011

Facebook Magician

Someone who appears sexy on Facebook in their photos, but in real life is an ugly fuck.

Gabe: Damn Kimberli is fine!

Mike: Na dude don't fall for it she's a Facebook Magician.

by xbox crew August 1, 2011

Facebook Masturbater

Creepy teens who look for seductive pictures of their friends in order to become aroused

dude, she has the hottest picture, makes me want to be a facebook masturbater.

by titanboy2793 July 11, 2010

Facebook Maybe

A polite way of saying no.
Derived from the option of 'maybe' when RSVP-ing to an event on facebook.

That cute girl from history invited me to her little sister's diabetes fundraiser, so I gave her a facebook maybe.

by K.SO November 8, 2009