Facebook Newb Boob

One who is not yet acquainted with the ways and etiquette of facebook, (for example liking one's own status, commenting on one's own status before others comment, writing in all caps) A facebook newbie, if you will.

Wow, Sean is such a facebook newb boob.

She must be new to facebook, she is always newb boobing.

by Lorenzo in a Benzo February 5, 2010

booyah facebook

A book containing pictures of all women with whom a particular male has had sex.

I think it's time to add another entry to my booyah facebook! Aw yeah!

by Asscandy September 22, 2003

leave Facebook and face your book

A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.

Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth

by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023

facebookhood

Your FACEBOOKHOOD is the closest group of your facebook friends, those who usually appear in your newsfeed. If facebook is a big city, your facebookhood (facebook + neighborhood) are those you see in newsfeed every time you open facebook... your facebookies if you will

- Why are you making all those WWE references when talking about the BCS?

- What can I say, you're not the only wrestling expert in the facebookhood!!

- What's going on in the facebookhood?

- Right now, everybody in my facebookhood is asking cats to send them questions to their inbox and they'll reply to them in their statuses!

- So I heard your mom joined facebook?

- Yeah I know, I guess we'll have to watch out what we talk about in the facebookhood now that my mom can see the news feed!!

by el patron himself November 19, 2010

Face Book Cutie

1. a person, most likely a girl, that posts very sexy/ seductive pictures ot themselves on face book so that many people my comment on how "cute" or "beautiful" they look, in a sad attempt to feel better about themselves.

2. A girls who's face book pictures highlight her best features in order to make her look more attractive than she is in reality.

1. Dam that chicks such a face boo cutie, look at how many dudes commented on her bikini picture.

2. Trust me bro, forget about her pics shes not that great. shes just face book cutie.

by awsomo411 May 18, 2011

Face Book Target

Face Book Target is a recipient of abuse from the Face Book Bully. They suffer repeated acts over time that involves a real or perceived imbalance of power with the more powerful Face Book individual or Face Book group abusing those on Face Book who are less powerful.

The power imbalance may be social power.

The victim of bullying is sometimes referred to as a Face Book Target.

That one who has an evil friend who always has to have the last word on every single post. Or has that one who has to dominate every posting with the very last comment...

Sue can you believe, I am spanking Tony , by dominating every one of his posts and I always have the last comment on every one of his posts, He is such a Face Book Target!!!!!

by Raptorwyatt April 6, 2010

face-book

A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.

"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"

by Big Gold November 8, 2007