v. To complain about not having enough time in one's life, then spend copious time on one or more social networking websites. (The complaining may occur on or outside of such sites.)
"Emily constantly whines about being disorganized, but she never seems to do anything about it - instead, she's on facebook all the time!"
"Yeah, I'm sick of her facebitching."
"Yeah, I'm sick of her facebitching."
by tmon January 1, 2009

(noun) someone who complains about you conversing with someone else on their facebook status because of notifications...the type of person who waits with bated breath for said notifications and is epically disappointed when the conversation doesn't revolve around them.
Girl: take this conversation elsewhere, so I don't get updates on it...
Guy: geez she's being such a facebitch...
Guy: geez she's being such a facebitch...
by lifeofdaparty July 8, 2009

by safedems June 16, 2009

Someone who puts up pictures or posts items on Facebook, intentionally or unintentionally that make you look bad.
Katy knew i didn't want that picture on Facebook from Kevin's party, but that whore put it on anyway. My nipples hanging out and i have a beer can in my hand...What a Facebitch
by brazil80 September 8, 2009

Person 1: Look at this status.
"(Name) is not going to the mall because her parents are retarded and should die."
Person 2: What a FaceBitch.
"(Name) is not going to the mall because her parents are retarded and should die."
Person 2: What a FaceBitch.
by The Connoisseur March 9, 2009

facebook- ''omg you totally copyied my hair you bitch''
real life- ''omg your hairs amazing where did you get it?''
(facebitch)
real life- ''omg your hairs amazing where did you get it?''
(facebitch)
by RaazTaaz January 29, 2009

Being a bitch to someone over facebook statuses (also can be mybitch, which is a bitch over myspace)
by Jables21 March 8, 2010
