facebitch

v. To complain about not having enough time in one's life, then spend copious time on one or more social networking websites. (The complaining may occur on or outside of such sites.)
"Emily constantly whines about being disorganized, but she never seems to do anything about it - instead, she's on facebook all the time!"

"Yeah, I'm sick of her facebitching."
by tmon January 01, 2009
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facebitch

(noun) someone who complains about you conversing with someone else on their facebook status because of notifications...the type of person who waits with bated breath for said notifications and is epically disappointed when the conversation doesn't revolve around them.
Girl: take this conversation elsewhere, so I don't get updates on it...

Guy: geez she's being such a facebitch...
by lifeofdaparty July 08, 2009
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Facebitched

Is when someone is demolished in a social respect using the social networking site 'Facebook'.
Ah shit Brenda, you just got FACEBITCHED!

Fuck man, I've just been Facebitched. I hate Facebook.
by safedems June 16, 2009
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Facebitch

Someone who puts up pictures or posts items on Facebook, intentionally or unintentionally that make you look bad.
Katy knew i didn't want that picture on Facebook from Kevin's party, but that whore put it on anyway. My nipples hanging out and i have a beer can in my hand...What a Facebitch
by brazil80 September 08, 2009
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FaceBitch

When someone's Facebook status is always a comment about how he/she hates her life.
Person 1: Look at this status.
"(Name) is not going to the mall because her parents are retarded and should die."
Person 2: What a FaceBitch.
by The Connoisseur March 09, 2009
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facebitch

Someone who's a bitch to you on facebook but then licks your arse in real life.
facebook- ''omg you totally copyied my hair you bitch''

real life- ''omg your hairs amazing where did you get it?''

(facebitch)
by RaazTaaz January 29, 2009
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Facebitch

Being a bitch to someone over facebook statuses (also can be mybitch, which is a bitch over myspace)
"Dude, Ruth was being a total Facebitch today"
by Jables21 March 09, 2010
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