FaceBoner

Term used when getting aroused by someone's FaceBook profile pictures.

Sully: "Man... did you see Agnus' profile picture? Her cans were practically hanging out!"

Marshall: "Yeah dude, I got a wicked faceboner when I saw that."

by egrunty October 14, 2011

Facemonger

A "playful" offensive term similar to "Jerkface". Often used against someone in a derogatory manner. This word can be easily adapted to an individual's arsenal of "FACE" insults.

Person 1: "These cats are bothering me!"
Person 2: "Your FACE is bothering me!"
Person 1: "Damn it Person 1 you're such a FACEMONGER"

by HolmesCT March 15, 2010

facebones

Facebones is the loveable skull that is seen often in the TV show Metalocalypse. The band Dethklok sometimes uses him as a video tour guide for people touring their home at Mordhaus. He has also been known to introduce their performances.

Facebones says, our snipers are armed with 50 caliber sniper rifles and will shoot you on sight if you leave the tour group.

by Jeebus Almighty February 13, 2008

FaceWine

When you and your friends get together on FaceTime to drink wine and have a natter. Particularly relevant in the great COVID screwup of 2020.

Hey Jane, fancy a FaceWine?

by El Benjamino April 30, 2020

Faceling

A humanoid entity with no face; found in the Backrooms.

Facelings are generally nonhostile, except for the children.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Sour-Faceburger

Ass to mouth followed by blowing your load on her face, then sitting on her face and busting ass. The leftover combination of man goo and fart is commonly referred to as love gravy.

The bitch got lippy so I had give a sour-faceburger

by Sauerkrat July 8, 2010

facebone

the act of sending pictures of your naked body via facebook message.

Boy: I'm hornyy... I want to see your ass ;)
Girl: Wanna facebone?
Boy: I'll log on now.

by zebrapanties April 27, 2011