Facepalmery

The act of putting your palm to your face in a moment of stupidity.

"When my mother asked me to explain to her what "the shocker" was, i engaged in the act of facepalmery"

by SarahSnapShot August 27, 2009

Faceballing

Also known as ballsmacking.
This is where a guy, or several guys whip out their floppy ballsacks and teabag someone, and smack them in the face with their balls.

Oh it was horrible, last night I passed out and woke up to my boyfriend and his mates smacking my face with their hairy balls!

Dude last night we totally went faceballing and did it to some idiot on the street, should have seen their face!

by Harry Ballsackinyourface July 17, 2011

facepalmer

A statement or action that leads one to perform a facepalm.

Person A: "So, how hot is that new TA in Calc?"
Person B: "Let's just say she's generous with her curves."
Ignorant Bystander: "Yeah, I really shouldn't have done that well on that exam as I actually did. Question 6 nearly killed me."
Person A (to B): "Dear God, was that ever a facepalmer."

by Peter the Greater August 23, 2007

Faceball

Baseball , but only using face

Going to play some faceball this weekend

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Fuckballer

One who balls fucks.

"what's up?"
"Just balling some fucks."
"You total fuckballer. Go to hell."

by Jon Heslop 2K6 ya'll September 1, 2008

Facebalker

1) A term reffering to someone who uses Facebook to stalk others (noun) can also be used as an adjective (Your a Facebalker) or a verb (Im gonna do some Facebalking)

2) A person who throws up on other people's faces, also a verb of the act of throwing up on someones face (I just got facebalked on!)

"Be careful what you put, that Zane is a FACEBALKER"
"Hey I hear Cindy broke up with Matt... I might go Facebalk her now"

"ahhh man I jsut facebalked someone, she aint gonna bang me now :/"
"Dude you facebalked her?!?!?! oucchh!! man, good luck banging ANYONE when they find out your a FACEBALKER :P"

by Chocolateaddict July 24, 2009

facepalmer

a person who facepalms others

Bully/Jock/Nerd From Highschool: Hey! haven't seen you in years!

Facepalmer: we weren't friends in school, we're not going to be friends now *facepalm*

by last_name_left July 23, 2009