Face Rape 

The art of repeatedly caressing one's 5 o'clock shadow for pure enjoyment--Usually done for extended periods of time by another individual. Most commonly practiced by gently extending the back of the hand, placing it on said cheek, and softly stroking in an up and down motion OR delicately moving one's face in multiple directions across the cheek. Usually results in peace and comfort to both participants.

Miley Cyrus thought it would be a good idea to face rape Adam Levine because he hadn't shaved his face in two weeks.

Face Rape by Jordanfromtheblock July 8, 2010

Face Rape 

Changing someone's facebook status without consent.

i cant belive you face raped me

Face Rape by tezpellet October 14, 2009

face rape 

To forcibly remove the helmet from another (American) football player in the course of a play, especially if a personal foul penalty is not called.

Todd Lapham, FOX Sports color commentator: They face raped him!

(Comment made during the University of Texas vs. Iowa State University football game on 13 October 2007. Comment occurred at 8:05 remaining in the first quarter.)

face rape by Longhorn fan October 29, 2007

Face Rape 

the act of shooting someone in the face at point blank range in a first-person shooter (FPS) game. This is usually followed by a thorough tea-bagging for added effect.

"aww, you got face raped bitch!...pwnd!"

Face Rape by AstraLuna May 21, 2010

Face Rape 

When a woman shakes her bosoms in someone's face. First used by Chelsea Handler on "Chelsea Lately" on 8-17-09.

Loni Love: I can be on DWTS I do a bad rumba.
Chelsea Handler: First of all, that's not the rumba that's a face rape.

Face Rape by JBubble August 23, 2009

Face Rape 

Didy Kong's side special in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

I was trying to recover from the hit when Diddy came out of nowhere, face raped me, and jumped off my head, leaving me to die.

Face Rape by JShack October 6, 2008

face rape 

When a man undresses you with his eyes and makes it very very obvious; when your face has been taken advantage of

Ashley was face-raped when we went to Pizza Hut the other night by one of the pretty monsters who was working there.

face rape by Jess November 18, 2003