Verb. To be orally assaulted, or to orally assault, whilst under the influence and hence unable to resist.
Charles - "I was out on the lash last night,didn't have a clue what was going on and this fat chick comes up and pulls me, i could't resist"
Lewis - "dude you got face raped!"
Lewis - "dude you got face raped!"
by Pimps Lewis and Charles February 08, 2005
When a person logs onto ones' computer or laptop when the user isn't looking and changes their Facebook status into something inappropriate
by hahayougotowned February 04, 2009
when someone has written more on your "wall" than the alloted spaces, especially with facebook, myspace, other social networking websites.
-Did you comment on my facebook wall?
-Yeah, acutally I face raped you!
-I was being a facebook stalker today and I saw that you faceraped Tonya.
-Yeah, but then her sister tried to write on her wall, so I faceraped her again.
-Yeah, acutally I face raped you!
-I was being a facebook stalker today and I saw that you faceraped Tonya.
-Yeah, but then her sister tried to write on her wall, so I faceraped her again.
by Meah Kai July 11, 2008
When a guy is super interested in having a girl toss his salad or play the rusty trombone and he kinda hovers over her face with ass and she has nowhere to escape to.
Madison: Cops like anal play for some reason. Last night when I was with this C.I.L.F..
Peaches Gravy: Which cop? The original one?
Madison: Yes. He wanted a rusty trumbone. I was so not into it. He trapped my face between his thighs and completely face raped me.
Peaches Gravy: Which cop? The original one?
Madison: Yes. He wanted a rusty trumbone. I was so not into it. He trapped my face between his thighs and completely face raped me.
by Madison Ryder June 05, 2007
Mark: Hey Steve, Jessica rubbed her boobs in my face! I wasn't even expecting it.
Steve: Dude, she just face raped you. Lucky Bastard
Steve: Dude, she just face raped you. Lucky Bastard
by PlayBoyMan May 29, 2012
The art of repeatedly caressing one's 5 o'clock shadow for pure enjoyment--Usually done for extended periods of time by another individual. Most commonly practiced by gently extending the back of the hand, placing it on said cheek, and softly stroking in an up and down motion OR delicately moving one's face in multiple directions across the cheek. Usually results in peace and comfort to both participants.
Miley Cyrus thought it would be a good idea to face rape Adam Levine because he hadn't shaved his face in two weeks.
by Jordanfromtheblock July 04, 2010
by tezpellet October 14, 2009