Face Time

Time spent with your nose and nostrils securely wedged between a slutty girl's beef curtains

"Dude, I stopped over at Stacy's for some face time, I still can't smell a damn thing...."

by Dr. Dugong February 02, 2009

face time

Time spent talking with a client in person as opposed to email, IM, or cellular phone. Direct personal interaction.

This client is important, so instead of emailing him the proposal, go on over and get some face time.

by RedBeard June 24, 2003

Face-Time

The act of a woman sitting on a mans face vigorously also known as carpet munching, SOMF, tongue fucking, muff diving & yodeling in the valley

Face-time has been suspected to be the cause of numerous asphixiation related deaths.

by KKJoy February 19, 2015

face time

The amount of time that your woman spends sitting on your face during sex. This applies to both Hetero and Homo-Sexual activities.

Beth got alot of face time with her girlfriend last night.

by wino joe June 28, 2003

face time

Time spent being in the office, usually late, for the sake of being seen by others in the office. Particularly prevalent in the investment banking industry especially around bonus time.

I was at work until 2am last night reading Urnabdictionary.com.
That was some serious face time

by this nizzle needs fizzle June 23, 2004

face time

1. The moment at which Templeton "Face" Peck of the A-Team must use his masculine charms, usually (though not necessarily limited to) upon an attractive female with large hair, in order to gain access to a building or otherwise perform some smooth-patter feat to ensure the success of the on-the-run ex-military samaritan squad.

2. The first, prolonged, intimate session of sexual contact with Templeton "Face" Peck of the A-Team, usually no more than half an hour after an episode's closing credits.

Hannibal: "Face, we need you to distract that womanly security guard in order to steal that kettle to make our steam tank."

Templeton "Face" Peck: "OK, it's Face Time."

...or...

Attractive big-haired 80s woman: "Templeton, what are you...?"

Templeton "Face" Peck: "Oh yeah momma, it's Face Time..."

Big-hair: "Oooooh."

by Scribe July 03, 2003

face time

Cunnilingus!!(did I spell that right?) Dudes get head, the honeys get face time.

+My jaws hurt+ *Why?* +Man, I gave (her name here) about 45 minutes of face time last night to make her come+ *Damn...you must really love her*

by Yawnee July 24, 2006