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Face Dumping

The act of checking your facebook status updates while taking a dump. Usually via a mobile device.
Yo, Why did you take do long in the bathroom?

Sorry, I was face dumping and lost track of time.
by HGH-MO July 19, 2009
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Humpty Dumpty Your Face

The act of Humpty Dumptying somebody basicly means you fuck up their face so bad that nobody can put it back together again.
by Vince_mcflippers May 23, 2010
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dumpster face

A person who's even uglier than fugly.
Hey man, look at that dumpster face, she's disgusting!
by Fat Tub O' Shit June 6, 2005
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Facedump

When someone deletes you as a friend on Facebook.
"She facedumped me!"
by The Lyon March 7, 2009
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Facedumping

The act of conducting routine Facebook activities while perched on the throne taking a dump, commonly on a mobile device, usually at one's place of work. See also, toiletbooking, duecebooking, and multi-tasking.
I like to do a little Facedumping while I "drop the kids off at the pool" every morning at work. It helps me relax.

Did you notice he always has his iphone with him when he goes into the can, man, you know he's totally Facedumping in there.
by e-boner February 5, 2010
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Facedump

FACEDUMP

the act of using Facebook as a platform to terminate an existing romantic (or sexual) relationship with a lover or hopeful person.

This may include:... Read More
1. posting a status message to publicly and openly announce cessation of relationship;
2. the sudden change of relationship status from In A Relationship or Its complicated to Single;
3. deleting wall posts that had any relevance whatsoever while the relationship was ongoing;
4. untagging any picture of the facedumping individual with the opposing party;
5. posting notes (blog style) adressed to offending party telling him/her to eff the hell off; and
6. removing opposing party from contacts list.
Angela: so have you broken it off with him yet?

Brit: he's worthless. ill just facedump him.
by theoneandonlytrippygirl August 2, 2009
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Facedumpster

Facedumpster: a person who stalks another friend on facebook by commenting repeatedly on there status or comment wall posts.
Guy: i just got some new combat boots, awsome!
Facedumpster: "I agree only cuz guys in combat boots are uber attractive... Lol for me"
by davestj July 7, 2011
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