flabergasm

An extreme feeling of flabergast.

Extreme suprise.

I had a flabergasm when I realized we had a black president.

by Dt654 January 16, 2011

fartgasm

the act of farting after holding it in for a long period time, aside from the obvious relief from doing so you also feel a dry tingle go through your anus which causes a certin degree of stimilation.

most people wont admit to this, gay or straight.

tony:damn dude i just had a fartgasm, oh boy did that feel so sexual!

rush limbaugh:i blame your deviant behavour on the liberal media and you probably have had sex with bill clinton,,,,(lets one roll out!),,,oh those fartgasms do feel good,,,time for another oxy

by erik debauchery November 6, 2006

fakegasms

1. a really bad fake orgasium that its pretty damn apparent the guy is not what he was talked up to be and the girl is disapointed n pissed that he was a bad sexual partner

2. a disapointment

3. not meeting expectations

"i had fakegams with him"

by what a let down November 16, 2004

Favregasm

Lavishing over the top, effusive and excessive praise on a mediocre or washed-up pro football player.

Jon G. - "When I was an assistant at Green Bay, this guy threw 5000 passes a day in practice!"

Ron J. - Jon's having another Favregasm.

by PatsFanatic December 8, 2009

fartgasm

1. To experience unsurpassed relief from the act of flatulence.
2. An exceptionally satisfying feeling of relief and comfort after releasing a long overdue, or unusually gassy fart.

Not necessarily associated with sexual pleasure.

"I had to hold that one for so long that I had a fartgasm when I let it go."

by elemkay May 20, 2008

fakegasm

1. a really bad fake orgasium that its pretty damn apparent the guy is not what he was talked up to be and the girl is disapointed n pissed that he was a bad sexual partner

2. a disapointment

3. apparently fake

''way to fakegasm''
''what a fakegasm-er''
''its so fakegasm''

by what a let down November 16, 2004

Fartgasm

The end result of a particularly strong fart with enough sustained vibratto combined with the correct tightness in jeans that only affords passage of said flatulence around and over the vaginal passage which culminates in tickling the bean in that oh so special way.

The elusive fartgasm can always be identified by it's telltale sound which is something akin to a bulldog slurping up a bowl of mayonnaise.

Hey hon! Keep that broccoli and green peppers comin'. I'm in the mood for a fartgasm tonight. Woo-hoooo!!! Now crack a window, it's gonna get a little dicey in here.

by Montana Mule February 5, 2010