FAANGosexual

Person (typically a Software Engineer) sexually attracted to the idea of working at a FAANG company (Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix and/or Google)

Abhinav has been grinding leetcode questions non stop, I think he might be FAANGosexual.

by abhinavpro January 4, 2021

facing

Smoking a whole blunt by yourself

Yo, you should be facing a blunt before you see Pineapple Express

by JJ Sneddick October 10, 2008

faking disorder

Pretending to have disorders (such as ADHD, depression...). Most people fake it because they want attention, likes, shares, views and comments. It's mostly done in social media (such as TikTok, Instagram...). Here's the list of commonly faked disorders:
-Tics (common in TikTok)

-ADHD
-Depression (common in Snapchat and Instagram)

-OCD (common in TikTok)

-Autism
-DID (common in TikTok)
-Anxiety

To spot a fake disorder, here's some red flags you should follow (this list will assume that you're on social media and looking at their video):

-Look at the comments (look for 'you faking it' or something, the faker would probably say something like 'no i have it, you are the faker')

-Look at older and newer content (effective for Tics and OCD)

-They alter to other personality in the beat of music (effective for DID)

-They threaten you that they will alter to you and beat you (effective for DID)

-They have vhs edited Bart Simpson, some 'deep feeling' music and says something like 'I want to die' 'I want to end it' 'I cant do this anymore' (effective for Depression)

-They have list of 'disorders' that they have (commom in tiktok)

-They list of 'personalities' that they alter to (example: they take picture of popular youtuber (usually minecrafter), the make dogshit like
-Jikk He/Him hates you, bald
-Ienhu He/Him hates transgander people
-TechnoNoob He/Him has adhd, trash at minecraft
)

*Due to 1500 character limit there isnt more red flags*

You: You're faking disorder
Him: fuck you, i gonna alter to you and beat you
You: try surviving cod voice chat lol, gl n00b

by Notmelol123 January 20, 2022

Faking the Suspension

When somebody pretends that they have been wronged by somebody else (usually a large group of unidentifiable people) in order to gain support that was most likely lost by being lame over a long period of time.

First brought to light by MrChiCity on YouTube in his video "YouTube is Dying (YouTube Exposed) "

Synonyms: attention whoring, cry for help

YouTuber with decreasing views: *posts video with porn in it*

YouTuber with decreasing views: *flags video with own alternate account before many people can see it*

YouTube: *removes video and suspends account*

YouTuber with decreasing views: YOUTUBE IS BLOCKING MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!!

Stupid viewers: OMG YOUTUBE IS TERrIBLE!!! WE HAVE TO SUPPORT HIM!!

Smart viewer: nahh, he's just faking the suspension to get you guys to pay attention to him again.

by Verbesity December 5, 2009

Faangphobic

Person (typically a Software Engineer) with a deep fear or disgust to the idea of working at a FAANG company (Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix and/or Google)

Opposite of Faangsexual

geek1: Did you see the new Google posting. They are hiring Developers again. Are you going to apply?
geek2: No way. I'm Faangphobic as fuck.

by GeekNo2 October 25, 2020

Booker-Facing

When you act surprised when somebody tells you something you already learned via facebook stalking.

Guy 1: Hey man Lisa was just telling me about how she went to Cancun this summer.

Guy 2: Dude haven't you looked at her Cancun photo album like 9 times?

Guy 1: Yeah but I couldn't let her know that, so I was booker-facing like a boss

by Friendddd September 11, 2011

sucribe falingo

This is a term used to tell people to subscribe to Flamingo the Roblox Youtuber. He used it in a video, but it got censored by the Roblox chat filter. He tried to make everybody say it.

Su tart: who you watch on youtube

Spone: falingo
Su tart: what
Spone: sucribe falingo
Su tart: ok i will
Spone: thank
Flamingo: yay new sub

by HighStake17 December 1, 2019