faff

Used to describe owners of the ST205 variant of the Toyota Celica GT-Four, due to their tendancy to 'faff' about over their cars

Nice faff you got there.

or

Stop faffing about on that car/faff.

by GT4 February 19, 2005

#FAFF

Fuck A Fake Friend

Or

Someone who goes against what you want to do 24/7

Friend 1:Will you spot me some money for some Briqs Ice Cream?

Friend 2: Nah man get your own

Friend 1: (in their head & on twitter) man.. Fuck a fake friend #FAFF...

by KelNet8 June 13, 2014

faff

Womans sexual organs

Suck her faff

by Dom Jackson June 12, 2004

faff

To keep speaking pompously and with a lot of jargon , when in fact you don't have a clue of the topic at hand.Often excercised by Business people (mostly MBAs), public speakers, HR guys , politicians etc.

1> The CEO got up late to prepare for the presentation and ended up faffing like mad on the podium.

2> In an interview , when you've said enough "I don't know"s , its time for faffing.

by prasunc July 29, 2008

Faff

What women do. Trying to get something done whilst generally achieving nothing.

It took my wife 2 hours to get ready. 5 minutes to dress and 115 minutes to faff about.

by Dicksplash June 10, 2007

FAFF

When your fake ass fucking friend fucking stabs you in the fucking back.

"That bitch is a fkin FAFF"
"You got some FAFF ass friends"

by Faff101 April 14, 2017

Faff

Description of pubic hair

"She has a shaved faff"
"You have a bit of faff showing mate, pull your shorts down a bit"
"Shes got a nice/dirty faff"

by Skapunkmonk September 19, 2004