Faff

What women do. Trying to get something done whilst generally achieving nothing.

It took my wife 2 hours to get ready. 5 minutes to dress and 115 minutes to faff about.

by Dicksplash June 10, 2007

FAFF

When your fake ass fucking friend fucking stabs you in the fucking back.

"That bitch is a fkin FAFF"
"You got some FAFF ass friends"

by Faff101 April 14, 2017

Faff

Description of pubic hair

"She has a shaved faff"
"You have a bit of faff showing mate, pull your shorts down a bit"
"Shes got a nice/dirty faff"

by Skapunkmonk September 19, 2004

Faff

The descriptive word for a ladies part. Can also be used to describe a group of ladies.

"Oooo, that's a lovely faff"

"Look at that bit of faff"

"Get that faff over here, I'm all in a tizzy"

by Mark J. Wiggs January 15, 2014

faff

to build cloud accounts manually, with lots of logging in and out of incognito tabs

"sweet baby jesus, creating cloud accounts is a FAFF at the moment. Bring on the robots"

by rkrankls February 24, 2021

faff

To showboat, musically. To solo excessively and busily. Almost silly...

I want him to take a solo, but he faffs too much

by xtz123 January 9, 2008

Faff

Faff is an alternative to the word "fuck"

well that's okay cause I faffing love you.

by ifaffingloveyou March 8, 2011