Funko my Pop

To deflower a girl for the first time by touching her coochie like a saxophone, encouraging her to make some funky tunes.

Jazz and funk seems to be popular with the seniors. I wonder if they’d do any good at Funko-ing my Pop.
Your old lady is pretty hot and a good saxophonist. I think I will ask her to Funko my Pop.

by Radioactive Milk Spoon February 21, 2023

Funko Pop

When you insert a whole “Funko POP!” into the rectum until the rectum turns itself inside out causing rectal prolapse and climax.

I will “Funko POP!” Mason soon and hard.

by FredTayTayDa4th January 23, 2024

Superman Funko Pop

A literal funko pop that looks like Superman, bro has powers too.

Hey mom, can you give me that Superman Funko Pop?

by Colton20101 March 28, 2023

Funko pops

The reason why tenants can’t fucking pay rent on time.

Once my rentcel was late on rent so I seized his funko pops and threw them all in a raging bonfire.

by USMCboot31 July 12, 2023