Fucking the Dog 

Pretty well any Job in Ottawa Canada, a government town that aspires to be a city one day.

Similar to knowing Fuck All, but bragging about it as well.

Did you hear about Bob? He's now Fucking the Dog since he moved to Ottawa.

Fucking the Dog by jaakkmeehoff January 8, 2020

fucking the dog 

while playing golf, hacking away in the rough or sand

What are you doing in the sand Richie?

"Fucking the dog"

fucking the dog by rcrowe August 10, 2007

Fucking the dog 

(V) When somebody places a cold (or warm)glass on a table without the use of a coaster.

Hey! Stop Fucking the dog, i just got it waxed.

Fucking the dog by <Mac< February 22, 2009

Fucking the dog 

Jerking off into your coffee in the breakroom

So i walked in and saw a bunch of guys in the break room fucking the dog

Fucking the dog by BeerWeedVape April 15, 2021

Fucking the Dog 

When you work on oil rigs and u're in the "doghouse" ( brakeroom) screwing around...

Ramie's in there fucking the dog and the rest of us are killing ourselves.

Fucking the Dog by anonymous January 31, 2023

Fucking the dog

Nefie expression

To be caught doing something which is worse than doing nothing at all.

South Parks 'Uncle fucker', while more American has a similar meaning.

A) Where's Carl?

B)The boss is with a client and he's out back fucking the dog.

Fucking the dog by Modern Women December 19, 2025

fucking the dog in the ass 

A person who just can't get his shit together and seems to fuck up everything he or she can their hands on. The only thing they are good at is fucking the dog in the ass.

Russ was such a moron at work, all he was good for was FUCKING THE DOG IN THE ASS.

fucking the dog in the ass by moosehead7 August 9, 2006