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Jesus Fuckin Shit

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What one would say when surprised, angered, or amazed by something. This is not blasphemous because you are not speaking of the Lord, just some dude with the same name, with explitives added for emphasis.
Don't rub your dogs balls in public. Jesus Fuckin Shit Dude! Use you head!
by Sublime0901 February 4, 2009
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1. A profane insult thrown at those who express rudeness to an individual.

2. Someone who takes pleasure in eating excrement, and sucking a penis.
Why the fuck did you do that! you mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker!
by H to the muthafuckin Azel January 10, 2004
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Something to say when a lab notebook is due soon and u have no time to do it.
AAAAAAAh my labnotebook is due and its 1:04 Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun!
by chandler December 1, 2002
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Holy fuckin shit!

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When something great or something bad happens. Something out of the ordinary.
by ~§hadow~ November 22, 2016
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da fuckin shit

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Something that is "the bomb" or the shit. It is generally used by urbanites of dark skin colour, and have little linguistic ability.
by Marki G May 19, 2005
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fuckin gay shit

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the best thing in existence. gay. best meme. 10/10. spicy.
by spicy maymay February 14, 2017
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fuckin mad shit

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to be the best, mad cunt extraordinaire, the fuckin juice. It is the ultimate of goodness. Saying that something is the best ever.
Jason: "Nick, you're fuckin mad shit"
Nick: "Cheers man"
by Nick Fannin January 20, 2008
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