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tour de fuckheads

A group of cyclists that wear spandex and think their shit don't stink and they own the road, footpath, cafe.
Did you get a load of those tour de fuckheads this morning.
by Imtfbundy September 12, 2017
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fuckweasel

a person who behaves in a sneaky manner to try and create favourable circumstances for themselves, or to cover their tracks, quite often at the expense of others. They use weasel-words to try and make a story sound in their favour whilst never directly lying, usually by leaving out key details such as who actually did a piece of work.

A fuckweasel will always avoid telling a direct lie in case they are exposed, giving them plausible deniability or letting them fall back onto "a misunderstanding" excuse, such as;

Boss> "I spoke to Steven and he said he'd written that report you said you'd done"
Weasel> "Ah no, sorry you must have misunderstood, I just came over earlier to tell you it was completed."

The "boss" in this case has no comeback as the fuckweasel is technically correct, although it is clear what the inference was in the original conversation.

A good fuckweasel will pick his or her stories cleverly to lower the chance that a discovery will occur.
My manager asked me to stay back last night and finish some content. When I came in this morning I found out that he had sent an email out early to the department saying it was finished and I spotted someone in the coffee point thanking him. I wasn't even mentioned. What a fuckweasel!
by the_manager August 19, 2013
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fuckhead

fuckhead one who is a fuck and a shithead used when shithead alone is not offensive enough and stronger profanity is acceptable and you are not afraid to call someone a really foul name
dude wheres my goddamn fleets fuckhead

man i have not seen your goddamn fleets and i dont know what you are talking about fuckhead

dude you fuckhead you where the last one to see my goddamn fleets

man you better back off or youre gonna see more than goddamn fleets fuckhead

dude are threatening me

yes man im threatening you back off

wow dude youre really uptight

what do you expect fuckhead

wow dude i get you
by littlejimmie March 21, 2019
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Dildo Fuckhead

FAILURE. One so depraved, believed to have sprouted from the murder hole-a person so pathetic. One who fails at everything. Furthermore inclined to take it in the ass by strange Craigslist dudes in a van behind 7-11. Additionally, one who is unable to complete simple tasks and shirks every responsibility. A ne'er do anything. A constant emotional, physical and financial drain on all, society in general. A dildo fuckhead is one who's bathing and hygienic practices are unknown. A person who smells like butt rape, soiled clothes and big foots dick. A dildo fuckhead is a truly vile person who's chance encounter will leave you with scarred visions and emotional trauma.
Craig stop being such a dildo fuckhead! I'm gonna hose you down and fuck you in the street.

Alexis that dude Aaron is a dildo fuckhead, how could you touch that thing!
by SocietyHouse January 13, 2010
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fuckbeans

an exclamation; especially one of disgust, frustration, or defeat.
Teacher: You get to be the tree in our next play!
You: Fuckbeans!
by Daenon and Oron December 26, 2002
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Fuckloads

A lot. Heaps. An exaggerated amount.
If there are fuckloads of something it is more than truckloads, the word 'fuck' being a more powerful word.
Wow there's fuckloads of people here today!
There's fuckloads of syrup on my pancakes.
by IAmAWienerUncleJanet August 20, 2011
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fuckheadedness

Having to do with, or the condition of, being fuckheaded.
This fuckheadedness with Iraq has got to stop. But it probably will about a year from now. I know this because I see the future.
by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003
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