FTD

Another version of FML, meaning Fuck This Day. Used when not wanting to sound like a retard by saying FML too much. Instead, using FTD to get your point across that just because something wrong happened today, it doesn't mean your entire life sucks because of it.

"I fell down the stairs earlier. FTD."

"I woke up and everything just kept going wrong. FTD."

by FTD,bby.x December 13, 2009

FTD

Fresh To Def.

Used mostly by Spiros

Spiros:Mamma are you FTD
Mom:I dont like that word. Ill FTD you in a minute.

by Spiros Vithoulkas February 10, 2005

FTD

See: Fucking the Dog wordFucking the Dog/word

"Just put FTD on my timesheet for the last 4 hours"

by Dave Clark April 28, 2003

FTD

fuck the ducks!

when the U of O beats your football team, one would say "FTD!"

by matt6565656565 October 18, 2008

FTD

Fuck The Duck

Cmon man, just FTD.

by MrFuturistic November 2, 2021

FTD

fucking the dog or
florists transworld delivery, an internet and telephone marketer of flowers and gifts

"Hey Bill, got any plans for tonite?"
"No, probably just hanging around and ftd."

by Andizzle July 12, 2005

FTD

First To Die. The phrase often emerges when a close group of friends candidly decides which one is the first to die. This is often done by a predetermined set of criteria, like frequency of cocaine usage, not looking both ways before crossing the street, frequent exposure to hazardous paint, not brushing teeth ever because it disagrees with you philosophically, terrible skills behind the wheel.

Yo, Scotty is the First to Die!

by FTD June 28, 2005