FOML

Abbreviation of "Fruit of My Loins". This expression is used by proud fathers when their offspring does something awesome or just awesomely awful.

Billy posted a neknomination video showing him naked, smeared with blood and eating a raw heart filled with rum. FOML <3

by Greenhand February 8, 2014

Foomle

Unique (in a good way)

What gift would you like most to get?
I don't care as long it is foomle.

by AlexanderD January 2, 2015

FOML

Uncommonly used internet abbreviation of the words 'Fuck Off My Lawn', FOML has been used by various people, often in a string of related abbreviations such as:
FOMM
BBQ
STFU
GTFO

Messenger conversation.

Bob: Your lawn looks shit.

Bill: FOML!

by Edgix October 20, 2008

Fomley

A feeling you get when you get publicly baptized with smart water.

1. I was playing hopscotch and all of a sudden a stranger in a pink suit gave me a fomley.
2. When I play Destiny online my annoying little brother gives me a really embarrassing fomley.

by 400 Queseritos October 5, 2016

fromlfsor

floor rolling on me laughing for some reason

fromlfsor

by spyty3 August 1, 2009

FOSML

Funny On So Many Levels

That video clip was FOSML!!

by PA-AL April 29, 2010

Flomlette

A flomlette is a normal omelette but with a little surprise on top of it. You can offer one of ur friends a good morning omelette but little will they know that you have spat all ur flem onto it which makes “flomlette”

Here you go here is ur flomlette *smerking*

by Ryash4eva July 11, 2018