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Frankenfactor

(noun) An influence that instantly changes people into hypocrites, in regard to their stances on sexual assault issues.
Person 1 - Sexual assault is disgusting. Men who engage in that realm of power-#ucking women in various circumstances, whether it be for personal gain, or just ridicule of another, need to go straight to Hell.
Person 2 - I totally agree. These assholes need to hang for the sh!t they put women through. When I heard that Al Franken put his hands on-
Person 1 - Al Franken?!? Oooh, ooh, ooobilie-oooooh. He's so dreamy.

Bystander 2 - (to Bystander 1) D@mn. The Frankenfactor is effing powerful.
by BrandonChrist April 20, 2018
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frankenpattern

To pattern using multiple styles and mis-matched pattern pieces. The end result is a combination of the garments that leaves the patternmaker horrified as to how it was put together, but usually no one else knows that from the end result. (phew!)

Also see - Nashion.
They asked me to Frankenpattern a spandex short with a woven attached fanny pack!

Bob Ross would love my happy accident of this top.
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FrankenShart

When you shart on the face of someone who is asleep, and they walk to the bathroom in a groggy state, trudging down the hallway like Frankenstein.
Chelsey fell asleep at my party so I gave her the Frankenshart to wake her up
by AdamODizzle October 11, 2008
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Frankenfaith

1. A heretical religion; 2. A faith that pretends to uphold and established religious doctrine while actually undermining and corrupting that doctrine in practice; 3. A faith that turns people into unthinking automatons.
I think those snake-oiled fundamentalists and televangelists are peddling a Frankenfaith.
by Slackie Onassis June 20, 2007
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Frankenfutz

(Franken)- a haphazardly assembled monstrosity
(Futz)-Swiss-German slang for female genitalia

Definition= A Frankenfutz is the mangled remains of someones physical assortment of sexual organs after undergoing a procedure to surgically attempt a gender reassignment surgery. After thoroughly mutilating, disfiguring and extensively vandalizing, and downright disrespecting their ooozing festering genitals to visually replicate the genitals of their preferred gender. The newly created "Penis" or/(and?) Vagina(ish?) is intended to serve as a poorly functioning, disfigured, 5th grade quality, science project gone awry, sad dog shit excuse for the real deal, that new creation is known as a "Frakenfutz" . We must protect those precious god given lovey bits, bumps, bevels, bulges and branches on the bros and in bitches that we all long and lust for.

Female to Male post op genitals resemble a tiny finger puppet of a severe burn victim, or an extra long skinny fungal growth .

Male to Female post op genitals resemble cock origami scrapple flapps or a pile of hamburger after a grenade went off in it .
That ladyboy prostitute i raped last night was post op. male to female, so the dumb cunt basically screamed while i cum-fuck its shit pussy until double dipped and came in deep inside that brand new haggard meat cave , it was wrecked....a real "Frankenfutz" .
by IndulgeInThe7 November 11, 2017
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frankenford

an automobile that was manufactured by ford that was wrecked or damaged so badly It had to be fixed with another half of a diffident but also wrecked Ford automobile.
My car was in a wreck, they fixed it with another front end from another wrecked car, Its a real Frankenford.
by RaRa Rocket December 18, 2010
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Frankenfarter

Someone who lets out farts so deadly that they’ll leave you down on the ground, they fart often and their farts smell like a decaying a corpse.
Shawn: “DAMN, what is that smell I think i’m going to die if I take one more breath!”

Luke: “I’m sorry that was me, my farts are so rank they call me the Frankenfarter.”
by bossandceo September 23, 2023
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