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queen of gondor

Giving a handjob while being shit on
Man, I was so drunk, I gave my buddy Dusty a Queen of Gondor.
by GondorResident May 19, 2018
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Horn of Gondor

While engaging in sexual intercourse at the climaxing moment the man displays his masculinity and prowess by alerting all of his fellow housemates (possibly roommates) that he has finally scored. He does this by mimicking at full volume the 'horn of gondor' from lord of the rings. This works especially well in a uni dorm with thin walls.
'At the climaxing moment... oh yeah, oh yeah, oh ye... AAAAAAAARRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHH... AAAAAAAARRRR...SLAP'

'Did you hear me Horn of Gondor the entire womens rugby team last night?'
by Marmion May 21, 2006
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horn of gondor

When you cum and fart at the same time while having sex.
Once I was finished plowing through Alison, I sounded the horn of Gondor, by blowing my load of cum and letting a loud fart simultaneously, signaling my triumphant conquest of her.
by 27 out of 27 September 13, 2015
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The Golden Goose of Gondor

The most badass mother fuckers to ever take Battlefield by storm
The Golden Goose of Gondor just murdered everyone
by Maj Upham December 27, 2011
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