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Fonky: An adjective used to describe a food that should be crispy - but has adopted a soft texture.

Example: an apple that is normally crispy and should go *Crack* when you bite into it - but it goes *Fonk* instead.

Also used to describe the texture of crackers that are kept in a dry-storage bin with the lid left open. They are fonky.

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Fonky: off-texture

" These crackers are too crispy. I'm a weirdo and want them to succ succ some moisture so they will get the big fonk."
Fonky by amaninafrica October 22, 2023
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a funky(in the musical sense, having a fun style/swagger) honky(white skinned individual).
He's fonky AF.
Fonky by dreadeddjdollar July 16, 2024

Fonky Monky Friday 

Fonky Monky Friday is a holiday that comes every week. It has a spiritual power that boosts one's happiness for a day at least. It can bring any people of different backgrounds or beliefs together to spread love.
YOOOOO IT*S FONKY MONKY FRIDAY
Fonky Monky Friday by K1ts October 30, 2020

fonky chonky 

slang term for “funky” exclusively used when referring to music.
Person 1: *plays rap song*
Person 2: oh. That’s some of that fonky chonky
fonky chonky by MrMeøw September 22, 2019

Fonky Monky Friday 

Something the youtuber Corpse Husband DMs to famous people.
If AOC followed me back I would simply DM her Fonky Monky Friday

fonky tonkin 

fonky people that honky tonk. you usually dont want to be around these people. they are loud stupid and annoying. they wear nasty clothes, usually the kind that has been worn for a week. they ride in their trucks hollering at everyone for no apparent reason. these people would be the types to go honky tonkin' with normal people,but they just too nasty and annoying.
Tom 1:dude, were those some fonky tonkers?
Bill 2: yea, i believe so, did u see what they were wearing?
Tom: yea dude, they were totally fonky tonkin.
Bill: Man, lets get outta here they're coming this way!