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forclempt

When one becomes overly emotional; all choked up
Talking about my late precious little Poopsie (dog) gets me a little forclempt.
by Oscar mayer May 21, 2005
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FOMC

(US GOVERNMENT) Federal Open Market Committee; a committee whose members include the 7 governors of the Federal Reserve Board plus five presidents of the Federal Reverse Banks (there are 12 district banks). The FOMC is responsible for open market operations of the Federal Reserve System.
The FOMC manages purchases and sales of Treasury securities.
by Abu Yahya June 17, 2010
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FOML

"Fuck off my line" or stop calling/texting me.
👩: you're never home, or call
👨: FOML I WORK
by KVNG'PESO January 2, 2015
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foclao

Foclao is an acronym standing for "falling off chair, laughing ass off."

It is a combination of two popular acronym rofl; "roll on floor laughing" and lmao; "laugh my ass off."

Although 98.5% of the time you don't actually proceed to execute the task, it gives you another futile word to add to your pitiful vocabulary.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!... foclao.
(1) "hey sup."

"not much muh nigga."

"FOCLAO! you said nigga!" (Big G)

(2) "DUDE! i think i shit my pants!!"

"wow... foclao xD
by Hoomi May 4, 2009
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foomcl

Fall-out-of-my-chair laughing.
Is commonly associated with rofl, however the falling from a chair is a clear indication of more severity in laughter.
"Dude... I like foomcl'd 3 times today from that joke!"
by julz! January 26, 2008
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FOCLOL

That was ai hilarious...i FOCLOL
by demonoid666 March 30, 2009
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focl

Fell Off Chair Laughing

Used to express hysterical laughter via chat. Used when something is funnier that rofl, lmao or lol. Invented in the Glider vent channel by a guy called Leechy in the small hours of the morning.
Person 1 - "...so I said 'What are you still doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother'"

Person 2 - "ROFL, that's too funny"
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Person 1 - "Kami scream 'you cannot be serious' please"

Person 2 - "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS"

Person 1 - "I actually just FOCLed there"
by ?!13?"!3?!"321 January 17, 2008
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