by BD2011 November 02, 2011
<noun>. A particularly nasty fart that spreads minute particles of fecal matter throughout a confined area and lingers indefinitely.
Tourist #1) "Man I was in this elevator an hour ago and it smelled like someone dropped a turd in the corner! It still smells like rotten anus in here!"
Tourist #2) "Must have been a foggy deuce."
Tourist #2) "Must have been a foggy deuce."
by Mike in Fred July 04, 2006
by MaelstromALPHA July 26, 2020
When your gf licks herself like a pussy cat, especially around the clitoris. In order for a girl to be good at foggy docking, she needs to be flexible.
Once the foggy docker licks herself enough, she gives you the greenlight to jump into her, schooner first.
“Jump in, the cum is warm!”
You jump in, then she jumps in herself, sucking her clitoris and your dick at the same time.
Once the foggy docker licks herself enough, she gives you the greenlight to jump into her, schooner first.
“Jump in, the cum is warm!”
You jump in, then she jumps in herself, sucking her clitoris and your dick at the same time.
Guy 1: My GF gave me a Foggy Dock last night...
Guy 2: Was it a true clit lick or a soggy clit lick?
Guy 1: It was like a true lube clit. Her saliva is like a ton of little vibraters
Guy 2: So it was like a blowjob, hand job, and a vaginal French Kiss?
Guy 1: Yeah.. she said she’s gonna break up with me cuz my wonton is too big for her lucious lips. She said we can still be beneficial friends though.
Guy 2: I’m single.
Guy 2: Was it a true clit lick or a soggy clit lick?
Guy 1: It was like a true lube clit. Her saliva is like a ton of little vibraters
Guy 2: So it was like a blowjob, hand job, and a vaginal French Kiss?
Guy 1: Yeah.. she said she’s gonna break up with me cuz my wonton is too big for her lucious lips. She said we can still be beneficial friends though.
Guy 2: I’m single.
by Ayyy Lmao... November 04, 2018
by BlackM4mba September 08, 2009
Means it’s on, big time. The conditions have become too perilous to drive and there’s nothing left to do but to coax that hot young stud into the bed and go for the pants party
Dude 1: looks a bit dangerous to drive
Dude 2: certainly does
Dude 1: suppose I better stay the night
Dude 2: yeah you had. Get into bed and get ready, it’s a foggy night
Dude 2: certainly does
Dude 1: suppose I better stay the night
Dude 2: yeah you had. Get into bed and get ready, it’s a foggy night
by Run but can’t hide November 06, 2020
by car1os September 01, 2022