coco flakes

When the girl gets wet during sex and all her excess wetness dries and flakes off during penetration and falls onto the bed.

I was having sex with my girlfriend and after we finished there were coco flakes all over my sheets.

by Cocobutter February 4, 2015

Temmie Flakes

Temmie Flakes! An original breakfast! Temmie Flakes! It's so good, you can't taste it! Temmie Flakes! Don't forget to digest it! Temmie Flakes in your mouth! (Part of a complete breakfast)

*Tem sayz Temmie Flakes is gud!
*It's just torn up pieces of coloured construction paper.

by A nerdy geek January 23, 2017

Frosted Flakes

When you nut and don't clean everything up, so it dries up and becomes flakey.

I should've cleaned up my frosted flakes before my family came over.

by bigpeep113 February 24, 2017

butt flakes

A thick encrusted layer of fecal particles that has dried and hardened and somewhat fused with the skin of the buttocks. It results from smearing butt excrement when whiping rather than actually removing it. As it hardens it becomes brittle and starts to crack, then small particles of the fecal-layer waft into the air and can get lodged in people's nostrils or open wounds, causing severe irritation, runny noses and gagging.

Man, Mandy is such trailer trash. I did her doggy style even though her whole butt was encrusted with buttflakes. Each thrust i drilled into her shook off more buttflakes, creating a thick green mist of butt flakes, and I gagged.

by Dark Lord of the Anus April 28, 2005

crusty bannana ass flakes

The act of taking a bowl of banana corn flakes and jizzing over it then mixing it in thoroughly. Once done, pour the bowl of flakes in a bitches ass crack and let it maranate for several days. Then take a rusty spork and scoop out the baked flakes. Once done put the flakes into a fancy bowl, and take the bitch and lactate her tittys for some milk. Then let the flakes get soggy in the bowl and then stur and enjoy!

Tyler enjoys titty sprinkles on his crusty banana ass flakes.

A Real OG: "Yo nigga my bitch let me make some crusty bannana ass flakes"

The Nigga: "FO REALLLZZZZZ?!?!?!?!"

by ThatJimmyRustler May 30, 2014

Crotch Flakes

The type of pants that have a whitish design around the crotch to give the pants a "worn" look. When the two legs are put together, this design could form a snow-flake-like image.

"I just picked up a pair of the new Old Navy Crotch Flake jeans."

"I'm bringing my new Crotch Flakes on vacation."

by Jenustegan November 7, 2005

Hot Special Flakes

The act of sprinklng your dandruff onto a girls face, then Spaffing on to the dandruff flakes, producing a warm porridge like substance.

Did you make Emma breakfast this morning?
Yes, I gave her a huge serve of hot special flakes in bed.

by Not my real name June 7, 2012