Flac Jac

The act of ejaculation while having a flaccid penis

The cold air made my nips so hard. I couldn't stop myself from a flac jac. I even had recoil I flac jacked so hard.

by simplyjames March 1, 2023

Flic flac flake

Describes anyone who is sketchy and only partially or never follows through with their business. Or fake ass people pretending to be anything their not online in any form.

“Yo, most these mutha fukkas in Stockton, KS are flic flac flakes.”

by Sexy-Lexy October 13, 2020

Gulped in the flac

The act of finding a piece of music (for example a .flac file) so enjoyable, you can’t help but gulp in excrete pieces of pure glee.

“That music is sick! I’m so gulped in the flac right now”

by Kimlko October 7, 2025

Flaccid eater

Someone who can’t get it up but still wants to please his lover

Ed can’t get an erection but still gives his wife oral sex. Ed is a Flaccid eater

by Kraven morehead February 10, 2023

Flaccidgasted

Limply surprised; not quite as astonished as flabbergasted

Ryan G: I'm not quite flabbergasted

Klark C: Oh, so you're flaccidgasted?

by quayleman2 December 31, 2012

Flacial

It's a Portmanteau word formed from the combination of Glacial (frozen) and Flary (bright), which refer to anything that looks or feels like bright ice-like crystals.

Person 1: that watch looks bright like crystal dude!
Person2: It's called a Flacial watch.

by StoleTheSauce June 20, 2021

Flacid February

The month of February where the person to last the longest without a boner wins. A parody of the popular No Nut November. The two exclusions from the competition is Morning Wood, and other incels and faggots grabbing you.

Steve:”I’m doing Flacid February this year”
John:”That’s impossible to win”

by Geykumes Foreskin December 3, 2018