Flabbergastion

The state or condition in which one is feeling "Extra" flabbergasted.

"Upon seeing a fellow human in a grocery store, wearing a yellow unitard with no underwear, sporting a giant moose knuckle has left me in a state of flabbergastion."

"People that act like douchebags often leave me in a state of flabbergastion."

by olivesOolviesreal February 21, 2018

flabbergasted

completely shocking,with a hint of sarcasm!!

Ohh my God i am flabbergasted

by elyce McHugh April 26, 2005

flabbergasting

the flapping together of the buttocks cheeks when gas is being passed

When Sam went flabbergasting, he accidently stretched out the pair of pants his friend let him borrow.

by sam loves men July 21, 2005

Flabbergastic

Extremely excited;overly joyed. To have never ending happiness.

"That cheerleader over there is flabbergastic!"
"I know, she's the girl who never stops clapping!"

by Maggie SE May 28, 2007

flabbergaster

This is when you're in the 69 and rip a monstrous fart directly up the nasal passages of your partner.

She nearly choked when he delivered a flabbergaster during their first 69.

by Disco Misfit October 4, 2006

flabbergasted

To be surprised, shocked, astounded, horrified, agitated, etc...

1: I'm sorry mom, but I got a 5% on my test......
2: My god! I am flabbergasted

by neko-desu~ October 23, 2009

flabbergasted

the act of being surprised while farting during sex

timmy: hey!
john: i flabbergasted sasha the other night
timmy: FUCK YEAH

by theamazingass December 21, 2021