fiver 

0.5 grams of weed that you buy of a drug dealer. a cheap way to get high.

"yo hook me up with a fiver"

fiver by karpel obdule October 24, 2006

fiver 

A written parody that is a five minute version of the tv show/ movie/ game etc. Can be written by a single person or as part of a group and popularised by certain fandom related websites.

Katy: You seen the new OC fiver?
Liz: LOL of course! >insert quote<

fiver by Last Chancer October 24, 2006

Fiver 

Slang for when someone is absent from a conversation or MSN chat.

Greg, stop being a Fiver.

Omg, you're always a Fiver when we text.

Don't Fiver me just because you're mad at me.

Fiver by Haunter-- December 27, 2010

fiver 

1. a five dollar bill

2. a five year prison sentence

Could you lend me a few fivers?

fiver by Light Joker October 7, 2005

fiver 

a person who drives a fifth wheel travel trailer where the hitch sits in the middle of the bed of the truck

Joe is a fiver and loves it because it's half the price of a motor-home and saves on gas.

fiver by euphemismo July 16, 2006

fiver 

a person who drives a fifth wheel travel trailer where the hitch is in the middle of the bed of the truck.

Hauling a fiver is a lot cheaper than driving a motor-home because you don't have a gas guzzler in your RV.

fiver by euphemismo September 6, 2008

fiver 

the 5 steps that a guy should follow in a quick relationship with a woman

1) find her
2) feel her
3) finger her
4) fuck her
5) forget her

"yo i fivered that girl the other day - i think shes still waiting for my call"

fiver by kfizzle9992 June 8, 2007