If you want that 30 minute long orgasm, you have to work for it. That's what fapitalism is all about.
by BlueScholar March 28, 2015
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10 IQ porn addict: I use a fapindowton to fap because Microsoft makes the best products and Windows 10 is the best.
80 IQ porn addict: I use a fapintosh to fap so I don't get viruses and so that only Apple tracks my fetish habits.
110 IQ porn addict: I created a fapinux distro to optimize and automate fapping in my workflow. It is based on Talis Linux, and uses the TOR network for porn browsing, but I added init scripts to automatically pull up random porn websites and use facial recognition to select random pictures and videos of specific desired pornstars. I posted it to Github and Sourceforge to assist fellow fappers and promote the sanctity and holiness of the open-source movement. Now, every time I need dopamine, I just boot into fapinux and get busy in under 25 seconds. Who can say they have a more optimized workflow? Hmm? All those who dare to challenge me shall kneel before their lord, and likewise, I shall kneel before my lord, Richard Stallman.
80 IQ porn addict: I use a fapintosh to fap so I don't get viruses and so that only Apple tracks my fetish habits.
110 IQ porn addict: I created a fapinux distro to optimize and automate fapping in my workflow. It is based on Talis Linux, and uses the TOR network for porn browsing, but I added init scripts to automatically pull up random porn websites and use facial recognition to select random pictures and videos of specific desired pornstars. I posted it to Github and Sourceforge to assist fellow fappers and promote the sanctity and holiness of the open-source movement. Now, every time I need dopamine, I just boot into fapinux and get busy in under 25 seconds. Who can say they have a more optimized workflow? Hmm? All those who dare to challenge me shall kneel before their lord, and likewise, I shall kneel before my lord, Richard Stallman.
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by jimmygoggins January 14, 2013
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1. (n) Someone who has the urge to fap almost every minute of the entire day
2. (n) Someone who continually faps throughout the whole day.
3. (v) Excessive fapping as to cause Erectile Dysfunction
1. (n) Someone who has the urge to fap almost every minute of the entire day
2. (n) Someone who continually faps throughout the whole day.
3. (v) Excessive fapping as to cause Erectile Dysfunction
by Sieabah L. Park April 21, 2010
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May also be accompanied by a sudden affiliation to the Nazi party.
May also be accompanied by a sudden affiliation to the Nazi party.
I was fraping Mitchell last night when he went for a smoke- I even got round to telling that stupid girlfriend of his that she's a whiny bitch!
by V1ncent93 January 24, 2010
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