fetus 

Main entree in a delicious buffet.

That fetus was delicious, Joe.

fetus by Mark Snicher April 6, 2005

Fetus 

What unborn babies say when they're hungry

Unborn Baby: *knocks on belly* Hey mom, can you fetus, we're starving in here!

Fetus by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Fetus 

A tabby cat that primary eats paper and runs on your ankles while you walk.

There is a Fetus in my hamper

Fetus by Beardface McWonderful March 14, 2014

Fetus 

A parasite. I'm not even insulting anything here, a fetus is naturally a parasite.

Guy 1: So I heard you and Martha are having a baby?
Guy 2: Yup! She just went in for an ultrasound exam, there's definitely a parasite in her!
Guy 1: You mean a fetus?
Guy 2: It's the same exact thing.

Fetus by enigmaticepitaph August 23, 2012

fetus 

An unwanted friend who feeds off of the company of a care giver. The fetus is usually the outcast of a group of friends. In most cases, one friend feels bad for the fetus, and gives him company and false friendship. This term is called feeding. In turn, the fetus will will contribute nothing back to the care giver(only because the "fetus" is a loser and cannot possibly contribute anything). The care giver will often get fed up with the fetus when he becomes too attached. Many care givers turn to the method of negative feeding. This happens when the care giver decides to use the fetus as a tool to rid of the fetus. Often involves using the fetus for rides, money, food, beer, or even using the fetus as the butt of all jokes for humor. This often turns into an abortion. This is when the fetus becomes so weak and hurt he either cuts the tie or is pushed out by the care giver. The care giver is often referred to as the UC or umbilca cord. This is a seprate matter.
The plural usage for fetus is the term "feti".

"Hey Dan, you really need to get rid of that fetus! He is really weighing you down man!"
"Dude, why are you so nice to that faggot asian kid? Your just using him as a fetus, because you feel bad for him. Just cut the damn cord, and get rid of that kid!"

fetus by DukeNukeEm December 17, 2008

fetus 

v. believed to be of Latin origin.

the act of curling up on a couch or bed for hours at a time, occasionally stirring to consume food, drink, or smoke. oftentimes occurs after a particularly stressful engagement or a night of hard partying. although sometimes co-ed, the group is genderless. no judgement is allowed at any time in the room.

"I just bombed that exam. I cannot wait to fetus all day."

"What womb is everybody fetusing in this afternoon?"

fetus by uchicagofetuser22 May 22, 2010

fetus 

A small child you use to store your slim Jims i, most likely up the ass

Hey, you got your fetus? i could really use a moist slim jim.

fetus by bestdefinition byfetus January 26, 2018