FapBook

The process of going through the photos of:

-the attractive girls on your Facebook friends-list,
-the attractive girls on the friends-list of the party-girls on your friends-list,
-or even the random girl who was your waitress at dinner last night that you spent half an hour trying to find just because she smiled at you,

and fapping to these girls' pictures.

This can be done with or without other tabs open that have porn going. This can be done for any extended amount of time, even if you only looked at the pictures to get yourself hard to then fap to porn or if you were going back and forth between the porn and the photos of the girl(s).

Despite having a hot girlfriend who was often waiting for him in the bedroom, Pierre's porn addiction would often have him turn to FapBook to jerk it out instead.

by IronWolf213 June 3, 2018

fapboy

Combination of fap and fanboy. Specifically, this refers to fanboys who routinely turn their favorite hawt female characters into side dishes.

"Evangelion" fandom is notorious for its hordes of Rei and Asuka fapboys.

by Reichu September 6, 2005

Fckboi season

the time between halloween and st patricks day in which fuck shit takes place more often than normal; a result of cuffing season

Why are you being so obnoxious?!
Tis the season! (fckboi season)

by yourmajesty December 11, 2013

fapbooked

The consequence of visiting a naughty-looking Facebook link or page, only to have said visit commemorated by an autogenerated sexy wallpost or invite to all your FB friends, who will assume you've just been there for a quick fap.

Non-wanking variations could include "phishbooked" or "spoofbooked". But the wanking ones are funnier.

"Why did Wayne post a link to that video? His mum AND his wife are on this thing!"

"Nah. Wayne got fapbooked."

by GoodbyeHumanDoodle July 24, 2011

FCPorto

Known as the best soccer team in Portugal. They are known as FCP, Portistas, Dragões (Dragons), Azuis e Brancos (Blues and Whites), and Filhos do Dragões (Sons of the Dragons). Unlike Benfica Porto wins with class and is a better overall team. Porto has dominated the Portuguese league in the past 10-15 years because they are that beast. In 2010-2011 season they won the league without losing a game and won the Europa League. They have won the Champions League 2 times, the Europa League 2 times as well. The last time they won the Champions League was in 2004.

FCPorto is the best team in Portugal!

by cc portugal September 30, 2011

fapboom

When a fanboy's ultimate fantasy is realized. The act of masturbating and exploding at the same time.

People in the game industry saw the new Babymetal video for the first time. FAPBOOM!

by Roakana July 20, 2016

fapbox

A folder on a computer or box in the bedroom which has all a girl/guy's favourite material to complete the mission of pleasure.

I better hurry up and find that one video in my fapbox, so I get back to work.

by LewsCorner June 26, 2020