1. "Fetal alcohol syndrome"
characterized by drowsy looking eyes that are unusually spaced out on a face. Not to be confused with akimow or akimo
2. "fat ass shit"
the shit that comes out of an overweight ass.
Jim: I heard you got fas
Rob: shut up. I got akimow
Jim: that's the same thing you retard
Rob: I thought you meant "fat ass shit"
Jim: No, that's what Marty produces after he takes off his bastedo
Rob: I thought that was bukake?
Jim: It's spelled bukkake akimow
Finger Activated Stud: A guy that needs someone, usually his girlfriend, to finger his asshole in order for him to get turned on and achieve orgasm.
Tina: Hi Tammy, how's it going with your new boyfriend?
Tammy: Gosh Tina... I don't know about him. He's great, but he's a FAS.
Tina: You mean you had to finger his ass?
Tammy: That's right, and I think I lost one of my Lee Press-on nails inside him!