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Jellyfish Fastball

This move is done after engaging in doggystyle secks. The man ejaculates into the woman's vagina. He then holds his hand like a cup underneath the semen (Jellyfish) filled vagina. With his other hand he grabs the woman's side and begins to tickle her. If done correctly it will cause a muscle contraction that forces the semen from the vagina into the cupped hand. When the woman turns to look back to see what is going on, that is when the male siezes the opportunity and hits her right in between the eyes with a Jellyfish Fastball.
That bitch was so pissed when I hit her with a sidearm Jellyfish Fastball!
by Hoostin10 September 20, 2011
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fart fastball

Cupping a fart in your hand and delivering like you were pitching a fastball.
You can let all your friends enjoy a friendly game of fart fastball
by Mikenoki April 29, 2006
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fastball special

A popular superhero tag-team maneuver, where one throws a partner at a target. The person throwing usually has superhuman strength. It is also known as a Maneuver Seven.
For example:

"I'm going to Fastball Special you into a fucking wall."
Colossus and Wolverine.

"I'm going to Fastball Special you into a fucking wall."
by dingledangus April 19, 2015
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Zimbabwen Fastball

Where 3 people sit in a line and the 2 on the outside join interior hands to give the guy in the middle a hand job.
Hey mason and payton. You wanna come over and do the ZIMBABWEN FASTBALL????
by Silent-Do Good January 8, 2010
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miami fastball

When you shit in your own hand, ball it up, and throw it at someone.
Man, I got so drunk at the party last night that I started throwing Miami Fastballs at everyone I could find.
by Poothrower April 23, 2018
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norwegian fastball

When a man ejaculates into his own hand and then proceeds to throw it onto someone else.
"Dude, did you hear about Bobby? He gave this one chick a Norwegian Fastball at the party last night!"
by thekidoblique November 16, 2013
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Avacado Fastball

When you are equipped with a micro penis and can't perform so you choke your scrotum until it turns green and beat her ass with it.
Joe, you see how Marge is walking? That's cause I beat her ass with my avacado fastball last night.
by Agua Purificada May 31, 2018
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