I just farted

What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”

As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.

by goodlord! January 5, 2021

damn, she farted on my dick

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid

"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."

by theleroy27 February 17, 2017

Who farted face

A face that people sometimes make when they are confused, bewilded, snobbish, or midly irritated. Characteristics include
- Squinting of the eyes
- Snarling of the nose
- Lip moving upwards

Chloe from the show "24" often displays such a face.

In a sentence:
Dude, what's up with Chloe she always looks pissed and has that "who farted face"?

by Nico Valentino December 10, 2008

you smell like you farted

a meme in which two men freestyle against each other. one starts saying a rhyme which goes:

"you smell like you farted (farted)
harded (harded)
a-b, honour roll all f’s you retarded"

guy 1: you smell like you farted 😳
guy 2: farded 🤯

by jayquan. October 4, 2021

stereo farted

the act of farting on both sides of a person

Damnit......john and sarah just stereo farted me, it sucks to sit in between them

by the chewbaca hunter October 15, 2011

evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop

Someone named Evie farted on your plant then goes outside to poop.

Evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop

by Eviepie January 28, 2021

Who farted?

A question that you ask when someone has said something incredibly rude, stupid, offensive, or otherwise awkward and antisocial.

Guy 1: Like, as far as I'm concerned, those people deserved to be bombed ....
Others: What???
Guy 2: Who farted?

by ring-tailed roarer April 3, 2011