Faecal Afterglow

That warm, pleasant feeling in the lower bowels and anus after taking a massive shit.

An example of life’s many pleasures was an early morning faecal afterglow episode I enjoyed today. It lasted a very agreeable half an hour.

by Boudin aka Blood Sausage October 12, 2021

Faecal Freckles

The little bits of shit that stubbornly stick to the toilet bowl

I got the blame for the faecal freckles again but Lily did it not me!

by Donny Diamond June 3, 2018

faecal fog

The pungent aroma that fills a bathroom during and after defecating.

I'd give it five minutes if I were you, the FAECAL FOG needs to clear.

by Kit HammerHer September 7, 2024