fac

fucking autocorrect ... when your phone changes what you meant to say

me: i've got sticky cum in my pocket
them: WTF?!?!
me: a stick of gum ... fac

by dycc.v ufuof ydfi; gi/ogu.g u/ April 24, 2011

fac

abrevaiation for 'funny as cancer'. used for when someones said something that was supposed to be funny but really isnt.

"why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side"
"mate thats fac"

by joejoejoejoejoe July 9, 2007

FAC

Friday Afternoon Club. Bars have drink specials, possibly pool tourneys or music shows to celebrate the end of the work week.

"You want to go get a drink Friday after class?"

"Can't, I have to work FAC at the bar."

by Bartender Betty October 4, 2008

Fac

Known offence way to swear before your old enough to say fuck

Mom I didn't swear I got mad at my girl n told her to fac her self so fac off

by Level.n.r.e.i.c.all October 17, 2015

FAC

An acronym for the phrase "Fat Ass Cunt."

Person 1: Dude, Jayme is pissing everybody off.
Person 2: Grr.. Everybody hates that FAC.

by Bobby Rodriguez January 7, 2007

FAC

Fat Ass Cock.

Damn bro you got a FAC.

by poosucka September 1, 2020

fac

it's like fact, but realer.

random: bro attack on titan is so bad
me: fac

by omerboner February 19, 2022