a tree where you do #1 or #2, when you don't have a proper toilet, and feel the sudden urge to go. usually easier to do #1.
bob: i need to go do some business.
bill: hey, use a facilitree!
bob: where are they?
bill: uhh...everywhere..?
bill: hey, use a facilitree!
bob: where are they?
bill: uhh...everywhere..?
by faciliphobic May 10, 2006
Get the facilitree mug.A horribly incorrect useage of grammar, based on the word facilitate. This word ignorantly runs rampant within Boeing and possibly other corporate entities. Its means, to go make sure that all facilities are in place for an upcoming project.
"John, is stall 1F2 all facilitized? We need that shiz done, hurry the F up!"
"Jesus! Fritz, is it really best practice to facilitize before you even look at the impact of the scenario? Your killing me Fritz."
"Jesus! Fritz, is it really best practice to facilitize before you even look at the impact of the scenario? Your killing me Fritz."
by ninja787 September 23, 2009
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A series or chain of negative consequences stemming from a stupid action.
A series of fucked up events.
The shit that happens after you do something stupid.
A series of fucked up events.
The shit that happens after you do something stupid.
Ever since the new manager was hired, we've been suffering from a number of fecalities.
Got caught stealing money. Lost my job. Lost my car. Lost my girlfriend. Lost my dog. Flat broke, fat and balding. Came down with E.D. No internet access. Man, why do I have so many fecalities?
Got caught stealing money. Lost my job. Lost my car. Lost my girlfriend. Lost my dog. Flat broke, fat and balding. Came down with E.D. No internet access. Man, why do I have so many fecalities?
by spicy lengua July 23, 2009
Get the fecalities mug.Plantar faciitis is a painful inflammatory condition of the face cause by the sole of a foot making fast, hard contact with said face.
by PiggyPudding September 6, 2009
Get the plantar faciitis mug.Failitis- Root word: FAIL. A common term used to describe a human being having multiple fails in a small span of time.
"Dude, I just failed my test. I got dumped by my girlfriend, I tripped down the stairs, AND I stepped in dog shit!! All today!!" Said the Failure
"Failitis... You have obtained failitis!!! Dont come near me!!"
(2nd guy flees the room to avoid contamination)
"Failitis... You have obtained failitis!!! Dont come near me!!"
(2nd guy flees the room to avoid contamination)
by DJ Funk Master Flex.dwg March 12, 2010
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by Gypsigh July 21, 2023
Get the facilitize mug.Activities that are enjoyably gluttonous and/or involve the consuming of junk food or desserts; embracing the fatty lifestyle and engaging in Earth’s best delicacies (Yogurtland, McDonalds, Crumbl, etc). Stuff that an almond mom would strongly detest. Best done in groups.
“Hey fatty are you free tonight? Kinda wanting to engage in fativities; I’m thinking main course at Taco Bell followed by some ice cream.”
by macattack07 July 28, 2024
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