F.B.I.A.

Freakiest Bitch In American

Sara doesn't look like an F.B.I.A., but I heard she is one in private.

by Venus June 11, 2003

F.B.I

Fucking Big Indian: A large man or woman of indiginous roots. Commonly sighted at bingo halls and beer holes, this species can be quite dangerous when approached.

To avoid harm, look directly at the F.B.I., and slowly back away. It has been noted that throwing coins will distract them.

You walk into a bar or a bingo, and what's the first thing you see? That's right, it's an F.B.I. staring you down like you were a word they couldn't understand.

by mik-mak-patty-smack October 7, 2006

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill my self so badlt but i dont want to make mt friends and family sad

hey whats wrong?
i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

by sad.emo_boi August 11, 2020

F.B.I.

Fucking Bunch of Idiots

Another government employee? Yup--it's the F.B.I. again......

by Bal-der-Dash January 23, 2020

F.B.I.

F.B.I. stands for floppy ball index. The index ranges from 1-5, 1 being really tight, and 5 being the floppiest it can be.

guy one: Hey dude, whats your F.B.I.?

guy two: (grabs balls and feels around) I'm at about...a 3.

by L. marx July 16, 2008

F.B.I

fake booby implants

nuff said

by solaris December 15, 2003

F.B.I.

A person From the Big Island of Hawai'i visiting another island, especially O'ahu.

person 1: Where are you from?

person 2: F.B.I.!

by Mariann December 20, 2007