Geoff: Hey guys, you know where I can get some booze?
Derell: F.A.S.T. nigga.
Geoff: What?
Derell: Fucking ask someone twat!
Derell: F.A.S.T. nigga.
Geoff: What?
Derell: Fucking ask someone twat!
by Anonymous Haater October 12, 2013
Get the F.A.S.T. mug.Used in certain "Right Leaning" political groups online. Deceptively not an acronym, the meaning literally is to go faster because one wishes to accelerate to the inevitable "Collapse". After which comes the rebuilding of the traditional structures of society (but with technology and spirituality/magic perfectly integrated).
Then to call anything F/A/S/T means it has any of these concept implicit in it. I.e. a picture of a knight/samurai but holding a machine gun. Or really anything with an archeofuturist aesthetic.
Then to call anything F/A/S/T means it has any of these concept implicit in it. I.e. a picture of a knight/samurai but holding a machine gun. Or really anything with an archeofuturist aesthetic.
by Captainwillies December 16, 2019
Get the F/A/S/T mug.How to acquire, then get rid of Early Morning Booty Call (F.A.S.T. system):
1.FORGE date: Invite her over for 11, so that its just before brunch and so she has atleast an hour to take the bus from wherever she is.
2. ACT out the Dance: After she takes the over an hour bus ride to your place, make it snappy boysh, dont waste time with foreplay. do the DEED and make sure you came.(basically keep it within 5 - 10 Minutes....brunch is comin soon)
3. SECURE Exit: This is the clutch time. think of an excuse to get her and you out your place while also figuring a way to make sure shes not following you around all afternoon. example(post ejaculation) Guy:" So i think i need a haircut?" girl:"ye maybe you could" guy:" ye im gonna get one. sooooooo we should get out of here.....dont worry ill DRIVE you to the mall so you can BUS home... k babe"
4.TIME Sensitive:now you dont want her to be with you too long or else shell never leave so whether she says yes or no is irrelevant just make sure the door closes behind both of you when you leave and that she gets safely to the bus stop and that you are gone before it gets there.
Closing Statistics: Time Elapsed: 25 - 30 mins
Girls with you after that time: 0
Happy Campers Gettin Haircuts: 1
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1.FORGE date: Invite her over for 11, so that its just before brunch and so she has atleast an hour to take the bus from wherever she is.
2. ACT out the Dance: After she takes the over an hour bus ride to your place, make it snappy boysh, dont waste time with foreplay. do the DEED and make sure you came.(basically keep it within 5 - 10 Minutes....brunch is comin soon)
3. SECURE Exit: This is the clutch time. think of an excuse to get her and you out your place while also figuring a way to make sure shes not following you around all afternoon. example(post ejaculation) Guy:" So i think i need a haircut?" girl:"ye maybe you could" guy:" ye im gonna get one. sooooooo we should get out of here.....dont worry ill DRIVE you to the mall so you can BUS home... k babe"
4.TIME Sensitive:now you dont want her to be with you too long or else shell never leave so whether she says yes or no is irrelevant just make sure the door closes behind both of you when you leave and that she gets safely to the bus stop and that you are gone before it gets there.
Closing Statistics: Time Elapsed: 25 - 30 mins
Girls with you after that time: 0
Happy Campers Gettin Haircuts: 1
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F.A.S.T system
-luigini asks a girl to come over to cuddle with him at 1230 then last minute changes it to 11 so she has atleast an house to get their
-she gets their and they start making out and he just gets straight to the taking of clothes and putting it in
- tells he gotta go now so he can get a hair cut so he says hell drive her to closest bus stop to get rid of her
-drops her off and makes sure she walks into the bus station and leaves
-luigini asks a girl to come over to cuddle with him at 1230 then last minute changes it to 11 so she has atleast an house to get their
-she gets their and they start making out and he just gets straight to the taking of clothes and putting it in
- tells he gotta go now so he can get a hair cut so he says hell drive her to closest bus stop to get rid of her
-drops her off and makes sure she walks into the bus station and leaves
by just another one of his broads April 22, 2011
Get the F.A.S.T system mug.Verb: the ultimate tactic for successfully wooing boys. The letters stand for Forward, Aggressive, Shameless, and just a little bit creepy. It's going for what you want when you want it, not letting anything get in your way, and not being afraid of what you want. It's ignoring the ramifications which may surround any social stigmas attached to this non-traditional method. Essentially, go get him girl.
"The other day, I got out of class early just to be able to walk with the guy I like on his way to class. I asked him out after, and he said yes!"
"Wow, that was some great F.A.S.C. -ing!"
"Wow, that was some great F.A.S.C. -ing!"
by mcssej22 December 18, 2009
Get the F.A.S.C. mug.by Urban Dictionary June 6, 2003
Get the F.a.S.b mug.1. Female Athletic Social Activity
Acronym used to speek of female athletic activities because they do not qualify as sports. Due to there lack of overall ability and general excitment. Also practices and games especially at the highschool level consist mostly of doing nothing but gossip and creating lame disingenuous cheers.
Acronym used to speek of female athletic activities because they do not qualify as sports. Due to there lack of overall ability and general excitment. Also practices and games especially at the highschool level consist mostly of doing nothing but gossip and creating lame disingenuous cheers.
Jennie: "Did you catch the girls basketball game last night?"
Dan: "Girls basketball is a F.A.S.A, so I did not watch, I watched mens ping pong because it is actually a real sport."
Dan: "Girls basketball is a F.A.S.A, so I did not watch, I watched mens ping pong because it is actually a real sport."
by Dubuddman March 15, 2006
Get the F.A.S.A mug.When "Asian" telecallers start speaking with a fake American accent after being on the job for a week. Usually done when they're meeting people for the first time; it usually disappears in a half hour or so because they can't escape the urge to talk normally again.
She was a pretty girl with a hot personality but when her F.A.S. (fake accent syndrome) kicks in she is so YUCK !!
by wangqiu May 18, 2014
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