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T.F.S.A.F.B

Karen: *does anything relatively retarded*
You and your bestie: *talking about how much you both hate her*
You: Karen is such a t.f.s.a.f.b I fucking hate her.
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I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do
Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?
by A.person.with.thoughts September 18, 2020
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s.f.a.d.b.c.a.d.

Stare From A Distance, But Can't Approach Disorder
It's when you stare at a girl/boy who is pretty, but for the life of you, you can't seem to go to her/him and talk.
Popularly used by Adande "sWooZie" Thorne
John-Damn! that girl is fine as hell

Will-So go talk to her, man.

John-I can't, I have s.f.a.d.b.c.a.d.

Will-Damn, man, that sucks!
by Khyo January 19, 2014
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b.a.f.s

Having a b.a.f.s is having a big ass fucking secret
Yo promise you wont tell anyone but… i have a b.a.f.s
by JenBiatch August 1, 2021
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E.B.B.G.A.S.F

"E.B.B.G.A.S.F" is the acronym of a charity fund created by Olivia Munn. "E.B.B.G.A.S.F" stands for "Every Brown Bear Gets a Sandwich Fund".

This fund provides sandwiches to brown bears, by means of small children hand feeding brown bears hand made, fresh sandwiches.
I gave 50$ to E.B.B.G.A.S.F today, I feel so warm inside...
by mentlegen January 4, 2010
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F.S.B.A.I.R

Acronym of 'for some bizarre and inexplicable reason'
F.S.B.A.I.R British MPs describe themselves as 'honourable'
by Al Sithi February 29, 2008
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F.L.A.B.B.S.

A ratings system employed by a male and his buddies to accurately assess the aesthetic value of a female counterpart.

The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:

1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)

N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.

Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.

Result analysis is as follows:

50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!
Guy 1: dude, she's smoking!

Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?

Guy 1: True, umm well face 9

Guy 2: Legs a safe 8

Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass

Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters

Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5

Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach

Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.
by yeahnah4991 October 13, 2010
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