Fereshteh 

1. Fereshteh, a great girl with charming advantages making you want to blow yourself up, top to the bottom. Ass to the brain. extremely sexy. Positively funny. Ultimately hot.
2. A kind of an angel who loves feeding you. A food Angel in ancient Persia.

- I saw Fereshteh yesterday.
- Oh, lucky you.

Fereshteh by starship2 July 9, 2011

towel feces 

It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.

Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?

Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!

Mom: What?!

Niggato: you'll never catch me

Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow

towel feces by Niggato's body pillow April 24, 2017

Have fun paying fees 

Phrase used by Nano community to warn against coins with fees, a.k.a. 'shitcoins' as a poor investment. Especially those which will have $40 fees after two more reward halvings or at only 6tps usage in a world of 7.8b people.

Are you seriously buying BTC? Have fun paying fees!

Have fun paying fees by NanoIsSuperior January 4, 2021

ferehiwot 

Words cannot describe the beauty of this woman; her smile, her class, and her personality is just amazing. She's like a current in the ocean guiding you to the place you need to be. Her overall being is just amazing, it's a pleasure just being in her presence. She embodies the soul of a Nubian queen and will grace the king of her choosing with her presence .

Wow is that Ferehiwot?

ferehiwot by Some tall guy June 26, 2018

Feeesh

An absolute beer burner of a gathering between gentlemen.

Chundy, Chumbler, Meat Neck, and Cheddar had an absolute Feeesh last night.

Feeesh by ChundyChumbler July 5, 2021

DooDoo Feces 

Michael Jackson's go-to synonym for the bodily brown that all humans produce, DooDoo Feces is a lighter, more casual take on the notorious Number Two - a shitty substitution for any situation.

Dad: "I yanked my denims off, and there they were, speckled on my thighs-"
Son: "What was there?"
Dad: "Well, Son, it was none other than your dear old Dad's DooDoo Feces."

Guy 1: "Hey broh, wanna go out and tame some strange?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lemme just quick spray some DooDoo Feces."

DooDoo Feces by StrangerInDanger May 14, 2018

untruthful flexible container of feces 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

untruthful flexible container of feces by Telephony May 4, 2013