Emo eyepatch

the quintessential hairstyle of an emo, includes hair parted to the side covering one eye.

Guy1-Dude did you hear? that emo got in a car crash.
Guy2-How
Guy1-Musta been his emo eyepatch. cant see a dammed thing with those.

by B-rian April 3, 2006

Hoboken Eyepatch

The act of over (capacitating) ones eyesocket with the (ballsack) of another. Commonly occours during drunken (Teabagging).

Ken, after a night of drinking came back to the hotel and found Steve sleeping. He then mounted the headboard of Steve's bed a gave him a full fledged Hoboken Eyepatch

by I.M.D. October 9, 2007

DNA eyepatch

A man blasts his load in the face of another and it pools in that persons eye socket, creating a cum eyepatch of sorts. The optical version of a pearl necklace. The recipient may be male or female.

"Just as I was about to cum, I pulled my cock out of Sal's mouth and blasted right in his face. The whole load shot right in his left eye! It was the best DNA eyepatch ever!

by Iggy Pup November 30, 2006

Arabian Eyepatch

a. the act of resting one testicle on a girls eye socket while she gives you a blowjob and exclaiming a loud pirate, "Yaaarrrgh!"

b. similar to Arabian Goggles

Bob: How was your date last night?
Eric: I gave that Dirty Pirate Hooker an Arabian Eyepatch
Bob & Eric: Yaaarrrgh!

by Uniball June 28, 2012

elkview eyepatch

when someone is sleeping and you shit in their hand. you then tickle their eyelash, when they rub the eye it results in a eyepatch.

I gave kristy an elkview eyepatch for being a bitch.

by madeuce September 30, 2007

arabian eyepatch

A maneuver almost exactly like the arabian goggles, except done by a very unfortunate man who possesses only one testicle.

Kris: You bastard - you gave her the goggles didn't you!?
Joe: Na man I had to make it the arabian eyepatch, considering I only have one nut!

by DonJuan12 September 22, 2008

Asian Eyepatch

The act of placing ones testicles in the eyes of another. Almost like Arabian Goggles, only instead of goggles its an eyepatch. Captin Hook wore an Asian eyepatch in his day.

Take a look at her, I bet shes wore an Asian eyepatch or two in her day...

by sharonstoneyetti April 7, 2009