Cocked Eyes

When your wasted, smashed or Cocked ... your eyes get red as a tomato.

Girl 1- "I look so awful in this picture."
Girl 2- "Yeah.. you had some cocked eyes."

by King of Krack-Kookies ! December 6, 2009

Cock Eye

what you'd be if you had the skin from your circumcision sewned to hold your eyes open.

i have no idea where i am

by HappyHenry35 June 25, 2004

Cock Eye

Markie Poo has it. Whenever you see him, remind him of this.

<Kenji> ME KARA BEAM!!!! (>_0==================X__X=======================
...
<Kenji> i have a penis in my eye

by Necrololicon February 26, 2005

cock eyes

A person that is in such regular contact with a variety of cocks that they are easily distracted by the though of cock.

Amber: Careful, watch your step or you'll trip over.
Jo: Sorry I was busy thinking of all the cocks I had in my mouth last night.

by jimbo stands May 13, 2005

Cock eye

A large cup of coffee with 4 shots of espresso mixed in.

That cock eye did me dirty, my eyes feel like they are twirling and my heart is beating out of my chest

by juggervape June 7, 2011

cock eyes

A person that is so constantly surrounded by cock that they begin to see cocks wherever they are.

Amber: Hey watch your step, your not focused. You've got cock eyes.
Jo: Yes I have, I've gotta cut back on cock.

by james March 16, 2005

snappin cock-eyes

While receiving head, your girlfriend looks up at you with those big eyes and your cock down her throat. You want to preserve the moment so you snap a picture with your cellphone.

I swear I thought I could see you smile while I was snappin cock-eyes.

by Stephen Roche September 27, 2017