non-existing

This definition is non-existing.

"Wow, this definition is non-existing"

by gimme the money May 11, 2016

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Pre-existing condition

An old flame you can’t help hooking up with periodically, regardless of either person’s relationship status.

Amy: I can’t believe you slept with Adam after the class reunion. He’s engaged and you have a boyfriend!

Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

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This is when your parents make you and your sister, step sister, or half sister get along, but you both hate each other. So you make an agreement that you are going to co-exist, and you call your relationship coexisting, or 'co-existing sisters'!

Lena: I hate you and you hate me, and I don't want to deal with you when I get home from practice and school.

Kate: I hate you, too, and I don't want to be your sister.

Lena: Good, then we are co-existing sisters, because we have to behave but we don't want to be sisters.

Kate: Great! Goodnight, co-existing sister

Lena: Goodnight asshole.

by Dilligaf ismdiabod August 28, 2019

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national i hate existing day

why do i exist i want to erase me off this planet and i hate life and i am depresses

ya know "national i hate existing day"
yes, thats my favorite holiday
*oof*
"i hate life"

by qwertyujhgfdsertyuijuhgfdxfgyu February 10, 2022

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merely existing

Paitently waiting

A)Don't worry about stepping on my shoes, without saying excuse me,while rushing aimlessly through a crowdn smoking a cig,... I'm just merely existing

B)Ohh,Your not gonna feed your dogs in that 3ft by 3ft cage for two days?

I can't

Don't worry they're just merely existing.

by chiefn May 24, 2012

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